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Nosferatjew
Member for: 3.6 years

scp: 5723 (+5962/-239)
ccp: 18473 (+19048/-575)
votes given: 18878 (+15632/-3246)
score: 24196





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Jewtube just recommended to me what may be the most jewish video I ever did lay my eyes upon.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 week ago

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Yo, bros, I'm looking for the crying child meme. You know, the one that's like, "but look at this crying child", or something like that.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 week ago

3 comments

Anyone have this one?
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Democracy was a mistake     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 weeks ago

9 comments

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There're vultures in the trees today.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 weeks ago

0 comments

Clean up on aisle 9.
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The more I have to deal with people, the less I want to deal with people.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 weeks ago

99 comments

This is normal, right?
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My schizo take for the day: Maybe the reason electric cars consistently have less range than advertised is because part of the battery bank isn't actually a battery, but is instead a bomb pretending to be a battery.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 weeks ago

9 comments

How much of a stretch is this really?
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Obesity should be a crime, punishable by compulsory fat camp attendance.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 weeks ago

16 comments

This shit is OUT OF HAND.

Sorry ladies... not really though.
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High quality camouflage      (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 weeks ago

4 comments

I'm a tree lol
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TAKE. MY. MONEY.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4 weeks ago

9 comments

Not sure why I would ever need this, but it sure is cool.
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Lemonade or limeade?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

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Well fellas, I'm not sure where Dr. Thadius J. Toad DDS is this evening, so, in his absence, I present to you all another new friend: Mr. 7-Legged Spider.     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

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I saw this little shit last night, and he's back again tonight. Clearly, 7 legs is enough to get by. He's fast too. This was the only not blurry pic I could get.

What's his name?

...btw, if you dorks don't regularly go outside at night with a powerful flashlight to investigate critter activity, you might be missing out. There's a whole big little world out there.
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I mowed today, and Toadboy seems to really like it.     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

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After dark, I always verify the toad's location before letting the dogs out, so that I can protect him from their predatory impulses, and so I can protect the dogs from whatever biochemical defenses this toad may be capable of deploying. Well, tonight, I found him hopping around on the freshly cut lawn. Probably some good bugs in the grass, and/or maybe he just likes the short grass. Either way, good toad.
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Sup.     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

5 comments

Ribbit.
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Sir Thadius J. R. R. Toadkien is still just chillin.     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

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I wonder what he dreams about while sleeping all day in his little toad cave...
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Mr. Thadius J. Toad (I just call him Ted) appears to have grown quite a bit in just the past few days.     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

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Little bro has been on a bulk all week, pounding bugs from dusk till dawn. The dogs aren't that curious about him anymore, and I make sure they move along if he catches their attention. I suspect he's probably feeling pretty cozy here.
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Name my toad     (pomf2.lain.la)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

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He appears to live in a little cave under the edge of my concrete patio. Seems pretty chill. What's his name?
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What is something you are really good at, that no one knows you're really good at, but if anyone did know, they wouldn't care?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 month ago

41 comments

I'll go first:

I can tie my shoes *really* fast. You have no idea. It's like a magic trick.
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Somehow, despite telling me for days now that it's storage space is full...     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

1 comments

...my phone still has seemingly infinite space for new memes. Magic.
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I think apple seeds taste good.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

6 comments

Like tiny bitter almonds. Yum.
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Kamala's VP pick sounds like a real (((piece of shit)))     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

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The only jew more (((qualified))) than this faggot is Scott Wiener.
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Whenever I finish cutting my fingernails, it's always so satisfying that I want a 3rd hand worth of nails to cut.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

9 comments

Having three hands would probably look a little weird though. Four might be ok...
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Forced Reset Triggers are back on the menu boys!     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

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More details from an attorney:

https://youtu.be/0Um9YPVCQaI

So, let's recap...

Bumpstock ban? *NOPE*
Pistop Brace ban? *NOPE*
Chevron Deference? *NOPE*
Forced Reset Trigger ban? *NOPE*


Not bad so far. I wonder what's next...
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Wtf is up with women and Jeep Wranglers?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

31 comments

Why?
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Is Biden Dead?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 months ago

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I haven't had coffee for several days...     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

52 comments

Is everyone always this annoying?