So I lay down in bed and my bedroom door swings open almost all the way and then shuts(not all the way). About 30 seconds later it opens half way and I say "this is democracy manifest". It shuts. Then it opens all the way again and I scream "a succulent chinese meal" and it closes again. Then it opened for the last time and I threw my slipper through the doorway and said "this is the bloke who got me on the penis, people" and then it closed. Then it stopped. IDK wtf is going on but it tries that shit again tonight the moment it opens my door Ima jump up and open the window. Two can play this fuckin game.
