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Was thinking of this walking out of the grocery store today--some additional phrases would be good. I didn't get many, but figure you degenerates are better.

Here's mine:

Around a nigger, my finger is on the trigger.

Around a coon, do your business before noon.

Around a spearchucker, don't be a sucker (or shoot the motherfucker).

Around a porch monkey, don't be a flunky (this one is weak, I'll admit).

What else do you have?