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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 22:32:54 ago (+1/-0)

Chihuahua races? Up here they do cucaracha races!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 02:38:07 ago (+1/-0)

Chupacabra races are way better.

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 20:07:44 ago (+1/-0)

"I'll fill you so full of lead you can use your dick for a pencil!" 8yo me laughed for a month at that line.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 02:37:03 ago (+1/-0)

Only John Wayne can deliver such a line and make it sound cool.

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 04:12:03 ago (+1/-0)

Clink Eastwood could have pulled it off. I think it was Steve Martin's line, he was funny in it. Simpler times.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 14:53:19 ago (+2/-0)

Oh no wonder nobody is at work today. It's Mexican day.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 14:55:27 ago (+2/-0)

¡CHUPACABRA TACO DORITO!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 15:57:01 ago (+1/-0)

¡Si, con la gripe!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 18:45:51 ago (+1/-0)

Did the fireworks start at midnight?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 21:21:45 ago (+1/-0)

No that's antifa

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 21:21:23 ago (+1/-0)

Well hello to you too!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 14:42:05 ago (+3/-0)

I rewatched this movie recently, first time since I saw it as a child. Hilarious stupid movie. Very much worth the watch.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 17:54:23 ago (+1/-0)

The best exchange in the movie is, the beer-tequila scene.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 13:47:30 ago (+8/-0)

When I was a kid my mother made "three amigos" outfits for my two brothers and me for Halloween. It was pretty epic, she hand sewed the sequin on three kid sized suits from the thrift store. I don't remember where she got the hats, but they were decked out too.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 yearsMay 5, 2023 17:58:09 ago (+1/-0)

I wore a real charro suit in Tequila Mexico during one of the hottest days of the year. I have a new respect for those guys after that.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2 yearsMay 6, 2023 00:12:34 ago (+0/-0)

Lucky Day : In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!

Lucky Day : Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Ned Nederlander : Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Dusty Bottoms : Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...
Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : The Three Amigos!