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why the indians have to go back: IT edition, poo in the loo edition

submitted by heytheremyfriends to Rants 1.2 yearsOct 6, 2023 14:22:55 ago (+17/-0)     (Rants)

This is to show just how stark the difference is between White workers and poo in the loo indians. I have one White and one indian employee. The White guy is always on time, picks up on fast really fast, gets stuff done on time. Really I can't say i have any complaints with the guy. I also have a very smart intern who is really good at what he does. Both White, and absolutely no complaints on anything.

And then there's the indian guy. This guy introduces bugs on every item he creates, his code and work takes FOREVER to complete, the finished work is of very poor quality and is clearly missing everything from the req, basic crap is completely missing or lost, he asks basic questions which are straight out dumb or were priorly answered by someone else, he constantly undermines management by reiterating stuff they already said.

Indians have this weird thing where they take a message you said and then re iterate it to give more visibility to themselves. It ends up cluttering the messaging system, and makes a lot of people annoyed. Originally we had a plan for this guy, but the quality he pushes out is so poor we are left with either cycling him somewhere else, or giving him easier and easier tasks he can manage.

But even then, we gave him one of the EASIEST tasks in the world. His job was to write window.alert on a button click with a confirm button. Not only did he manage to mess it up, he somehow introduced a NEW bug on top of not following what the task was asking. How do you fuck that up so badly?!


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One of the better system analysts that I ever worked with was black. He was an excellent coder too. But he was the only black I ever worked with IT so presumably the exception. My theory is that there isn't enough to steal in an office so they'd all rather work on the shop floor or in the warehouse. Also most niggers are waaaay too dumb for IT, and they know it.

But every single women I either hired or worked with in IT was fucking useless except for documentation and data entry. There was a couple of chicks that could code and had done really well at college BUT unless you spelled out the program design step-by-step they would get lost in these pointless programming alleyways and couldn't get themselves out. You had to manage every project so closely that you might as well be writing the code yourself.

And coder chicks are weird. This is clearly not a skill set that lends itself to the female temperament.