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I LIVED FAGGOTS!!!

submitted by Trumpman1488 to whatever 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 08:39:03 ago (+52/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/q0pew1.jpeg

You can't get rid of me that easy!!!! Me and the cats are doing just fine!! That was a hell of a storm but Lord God watched over me! Got my President Trump flag back out and ready to get back to work! The wife and kids can't get back home just yet but I will be cleaning up the lawn in the meantime. Pic was taken by my neighbor who also stayed. OORAH!!!!


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 28 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 08:45:18 ago (+28/-0)

Christ on a stick son, what ya do? Eat the storm?

[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] 12 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 08:49:51 ago (+12/-0)

HELL YEAH!! IM A NEW MAN!!!

[ - ] kammmmak 7 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 10:01:17 ago (+8/-1)

Storm fortified now

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 11:02:06 ago (+8/-0)

CGI a LARP and you win "ham planet".

[ - ] dass 3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 16:55:09 ago (+3/-0)

Clearly the storm had no option but to go around him.

[ - ] ProudRebel 20 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:20:31 ago (+20/-0)

Dude, you're MAGA FAT.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 10:15:11 ago (+4/-1)

Oh shit loooooool

[ - ] UncleDoug 18 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 08:59:38 ago (+22/-4)

That's not a photograph, that's an AI image.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:02:11 ago (+8/-5)

Still comically accurate. The average Red State Trump fanatic tends to have arms the size of most peoples waist.

[ - ] watts2db 6 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:42:21 ago (+7/-1)

yeah just like all the humonckulous toeshaped koolaid haired leftoid freaks we always see are the utmost paragons of fitness lol

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 4 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:57:12 ago (+6/-2)

Oh don't get me started on the blues, they're even worse.

Both our points are, the extremists on both ends tend to be twisted caricatures, devoid of the physical or mental characteristics of a balanced individual.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 13:07:35 ago (+4/-0)

Because those are the two allowable veiwpoints. They tend to follow along with all the other shit that makes them fat, stupid, and maleable.

The other options, the not-allowed ones, tend towards eating right, getting fit, training, and having a happy/healthy family.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:21:37 ago (+1/-0)

woooooo go team 3!

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 18:26:45 ago (+3/-0)

The average everybody is a fat fuck. Odds are you are, dipshit.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 18:37:08 ago (+0/-0)

Fat triggered?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 9 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:37:46 ago (+9/-0)

Good grief dude, stop going to that buffet.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 9 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 08:58:12 ago (+10/-1)

Cats? Fucking lying cocksucker. Your wife ate them all, the gook bitch she is.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 8 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:00:47 ago (+9/-1)

i told ya, you were going to be fine.👍

trump is just zionist shit though

[ - ] DitchPig 8 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 08:56:58 ago (+10/-2)

He defeated the storm by eating it.

Also ate the neighbour's house.

[ - ] didyouknow 5 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:40:09 ago (+5/-0)

With his neighbor still in the house.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:40:27 ago (+4/-3)

And the cat

[ - ] DitchPig -3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 10:04:20 ago (+2/-5)

Fuck off, "ragnar".

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 17:13:34 ago (+3/-2)

The same joke everyone else in the thread made. Bald cuck moment.

[ - ] DitchPig -1 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 17:14:26 ago (+2/-3)

Post a picture of your hand, fatass.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 17:16:30 ago (+4/-1)

Post a picture of your toupee, manlet.

[ - ] DitchPig -3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 17:17:38 ago (+1/-4)

muh manlet toupe, though!

Fucking faggot, and his fem "insults", lol.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 17:46:36 ago (+3/-2)

And all you can do is cry. As is your place.

[ - ] DitchPig -3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 17:48:41 ago (+1/-4)

lol, doubles down on the fem faggot "insults".

top kek, faggot.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 17:50:20 ago (+3/-1)

Now go pee your panties and cry in the chat, like you always do. Lol bitch ass faggot.

[ - ] DitchPig -3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 18:12:58 ago (+1/-4)

bwahahahahahahaha, what a fag.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 19:05:07 ago (+1/-1)

He said, leaving a trail of urine in his wake.

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:18:35 ago (+6/-0)

Quitcher bitchin we gotta mermaid missin!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:38:26 ago (+5/-0)

Congrats.

A true Trumper would buy his kitties litte Trump sweaters to keep warm. All the other trumpers would be jealous!

[ - ] con77 4 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 12:10:58 ago (+4/-0)

thats hot!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 12:05:52 ago (+7/-3)

I donated $1000 to Kamela

[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] 7 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 13:35:47 ago (+7/-0)

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 2 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 15:51:26 ago (+3/-1)

Glad you made it okay, Trumpman.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:31:51 ago (+0/-0)

I will donate more next week.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 13:12:46 ago (+6/-0)

BASED

[ - ] Reawakened 3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 10:09:08 ago (+3/-0)

I admire your courage.

Posting that pic to a site that traces it's heritage back to "fatpeoplehate" on reddit.

You still got hair. That's better than some of us.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 [op] 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 13:37:47 ago (+2/-1)

i have more courage in my pinky toe than most of the pussy cowards on this site!!

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 14:05:34 ago (+2/-0)

Glad to have you back trumpman! Did you lose some weight?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 17:15:50 ago (+2/-0)

Stop reminding me how glue eater upgoat is dude. Let me dream.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:39:22 ago (+3/-1)*

A pic of me and my only white child that I had with my bitch first wife 30 years ago!

Lost 30lbs since my divorce, goddamn I look good!

Looks like you regained that 30 lbs... ten times.

BTW how's the weather in Tel Aviv? Actually I hear you're a beanbag from south of the border. Get off the internet and go pick my avocados, taco nigger.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 6 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:43:23 ago (+6/-0)

Is it just me, or does that image look AI generated?

Generated in Tel Aviv.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 6 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:46:27 ago (+6/-0)

It's 100% AI generated. Trumpman is a parody account. Apparently he has others, too.

Hell, half this place is glow boys and the other half is mostly sock puppets.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 13:00:03 ago (+0/-0)

half this place is glow boys and the other half is mostly sock puppets.

An unfortunate thing. And it's noticeable, too, because the discourse here just isn't the same as old Voat.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 13:15:53 ago (+2/-0)

The splintering of the Voat community was unfortunate. Poal is gay, this place has turned gay. Anywhere else that isn't full of retards?

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 20:21:25 ago (+1/-0)

Frankly, am not optimistic

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 15:26:12 ago (+0/-0)

Let's see... do you keep up with Search Voat Forum? I've been meaning to check a bit more periodically but I keep putting that off.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 16:24:18 ago (+1/-0)

I don't follow the forum there, no. Last I remember checking it seemed dead.

I do use the search to find old voat posts/images that randomly pop into my head.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 19:55:53 ago (+1/-0)

Search Voat is still an invaluable resource for me as well. I'm grateful that we still have that resource available to us.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 11:36:38 ago (+1/-2)

So your a sock puppet or a glow boy?
You're an alt faggot IMFO!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 11:56:50 ago (+1/-0)

So your a sock puppet or a glow boy?

*You're. Illiterate retard. And yes, most of this place is larpers and glowniggers. You're probably the former.

IMFO

In your faggoty opinion?

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 12:49:42 ago (+2/-1)

Your daddy did good raising a pussy.
Pussy found keyboard,now Pussy is a coward
10-4!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 13:14:10 ago (+2/-0)

LOL, yep definitely a limp dick faggot larping as a hurr durr Texan.

is a coward

Your cunt whore of a mother (may she rest in piss) is the coward for not aborting you with a metal hanger and dumping you in the trash where you belonged.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 13:23:34 ago (+1/-1)

Petty little child accusing of the very things it's known for.
Got any more reddit troll badassery to expound or you switch Alts soon today?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 13:31:32 ago (+1/-1)

Only in your dreams, faggot.

2/10 larp. As they say only steers and queers come from Texas. You are no steer.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 15:05:54 ago (+1/-0)

Correct this bull has the nuts
Continue thread

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 18:28:36 ago (+1/-0)

In his case i believe the f is for “felating”

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 11:03:39 ago (+3/-1)

OP is a LARP...photo is CGI.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 12:50:58 ago (+0/-0)

Proven how?
I see two things AI would never have projected

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 15:05:57 ago (+1/-0)

Online tools scan images and gives it's best guess. Few of them came back as 22% AI...which is as good as 100% to me.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 15:08:41 ago (+2/-0)

No fuck stick I used my eyes to see with and brain to think with.
No tech crutchs for the BOOMER🖕

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 19:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

Don't believe anything on the internet or the BOOMER is going to be taken as a SUCKER.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 15:53:41 ago (+0/-0)

That second pic is not him.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 16:23:39 ago (+3/-0)

None of these pics is Trumpman. That's the point. It's a sock puppet/troll account.

First pic - random fat white guy
Second pic - different less fat white guy
This pic - AI image of fat fuck

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 19:24:22 ago (+1/-0)

Stupid goyim can't even tell it's not the same fat fuck!

[ - ] jsac 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 12:57:19 ago (+1/-0)

not that much longer looking at your side profile... next hurricane named "heart attack" is enroute for your ass.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 11:35:28 ago (+1/-0)

Expect as many fedbux as East Palestine and Flint.
Oh wait, that went to Israel and Zelinsky.

Stay strong.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 11:29:19 ago (+1/-0)

Good job losing weight, nigger.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 10:55:01 ago (+1/-0)

You were my high school anatomy teacher who refused to make weapons for the mic

[ - ] beece 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:42:41 ago (+1/-0)

Drama queen

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 11:35:10 ago (+1/-0)

That THREATENS to suck dick
(I have the screen shot)

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 21:20:24 ago (+0/-0)

was it fun to witness?

I bet it was.

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 20:16:12 ago (+0/-0)

About what I expected

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 18:26:20 ago (+0/-0)

Good to hear

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 17:46:19 ago (+0/-0)

Your Israeli app can't dupe the tree shadow on the porch or the window reflection on the water

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 12:50:35 ago (+1/-1)

Ai image.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 12:13:55 ago (+0/-0)

Samurai!?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 12:12:49 ago (+0/-0)

Held in place by gravity?

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 10:55:25 ago (+0/-0)

Without the comma, the title may send a different message than you may have intended.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 09:38:32 ago (+0/-0)

You ain’t gonna live for long weighing 600 pounds

No wonder you had to marry a gross insectoid. No White woman is getting near your lardass

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 3 monthsSep 30, 2024 10:13:54 ago (+3/-4)

Didn’t we already know that when great satan showed up?