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New steak (((seasoning))) dropped. We're reverse engineering boys

submitted by Smedleys_Butler to CookingWithGoats 1 monthOct 24, 2024 17:44:35 ago (+9/-1)     (pic8.co)

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[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 19:00:21 ago (+5/-0)

Protip, if you need that many spices for steak, you are doing it wrong.
Steak is delicious on its own.
You just need enhancers.

Salt enhances flavor.
Fat distributes flavor.

Brush steak with salt butter as it sits for a few minutes after it cooks.
That's all you need.

If you want spices, go nuts with the baked potato.
The baked potato heads spices.

Protip: Collect steak juice. Add seasonings. Melt butter. Mix. Add to potato.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 20:36:43 ago (+4/-0)

That's what I'm saying. A good steak only needs salt and pepper and nothing more.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1 monthOct 25, 2024 02:00:20 ago (+0/-0)

In my camps where I imprison cat owners they will be forced to kill and eat their beloved cats and they will get no seasonings

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 19:08:42 ago (+1/-0)

Depends on the mood. A good steak can be done simply, you're right, but I'm pretty impressed with this rub.

The point is, well... You decide

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 22:05:00 ago (+1/-0)

was this written by a child

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 22:15:48 ago (+1/-0)

Manchild

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1 monthOct 25, 2024 02:23:29 ago (+0/-0)

Haha yeah, it looks like his mum stuck it on the fridge with magnets next to the macaroni sculpture.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1 monthOct 25, 2024 07:50:14 ago (+1/-0)

Shh

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 17:58:46 ago (+1/-0)

That bandaged digit is very subtle down there in the corner. Almost missed it. Is that a full finger, or a stump?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 4 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 18:02:41 ago (+4/-0)

That's my dick pic

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 17:55:22 ago (+1/-0)

What happened to your finger? You a cutter?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 18:01:12 ago (+2/-0)

You should see my palm

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 18:19:51 ago (+1/-0)

You need to use lube next time.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 20:07:09 ago (+0/-0)

Sally Palm is having a rough go of it

Maybe switch to your left hand every once in a while.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 20:07:51 ago (+1/-0)

The ole ghost gun ey

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 22:52:27 ago (+0/-0)

AKA: the phantom limb

AKA: the stranger

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1 monthOct 25, 2024 05:45:59 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I just came up with that one

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 17:47:58 ago (+1/-0)

Looks good. I'll take mine with no dill. I can't stand that flavor. Apparently I'm sensitive to bitter flavors.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 17:48:55 ago (+2/-0)

Needs very little. I just wanted to try things I never use. Picked up cumin and allspice for the first time

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 17:52:02 ago (+1/-0)

You'll have to let us know how it turned out.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 18:03:34 ago (+2/-0)

Tried it last week. Then used it on chops other night. Quite pleased, but I feel like a kike

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 18:04:11 ago (+1/-0)

Lol why?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 18:06:09 ago (+2/-0)

Cause I was looking up jew recipes at the time

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 20:35:38 ago (+1/-0)

I'll tell ya what I use. Tsp of cayenne, chipoltle and chili powder. Half cup of no sugar added ketchup, half cup of no high fructose corn syrup. Amazing BBQ

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 18:20:37 ago (+0/-0)

What's the recipe for a jew?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 18:27:43 ago (+2/-0)

Similar to burnt ends

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 1 monthOct 25, 2024 10:44:23 ago (+0/-0)

If you replaced the all spice with crushed chili pepper, you basically just made the standard taco/fajita spice. Maybe needs a little more cumin.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1 monthOct 25, 2024 12:16:08 ago (+0/-0)

Good to know. I wanna try authentic tacos

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 1 monthOct 25, 2024 22:50:39 ago (+0/-0)

If you want to make the most basic "Mexican" spice for taco meat or anything else, you can basically just mix cumin with chili powder and salt. Chili powder has some cumin in it already, but not enough for tacos. Chili powder should have all the other spices already mixed in (garlic, onion, oregano, paprika, etc). Definitely always a good spice for meat, but I wouldn't use it on a "nice" cut. The whole point is to basically drown out the flavor of the shitty sun-rotten meat you're using.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 0 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 21:14:39 ago (+1/-1)

You're a faggot.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 3 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 21:19:05 ago (+3/-0)

You're still around nigger?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 20:36:04 ago (+0/-0)

lol "new".

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 21:20:05 ago (+0/-0)

Bet no one added skin flakes from a 2nd degree burn before

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 22:04:07 ago (+1/-0)

You ain't never been to one of my drunken cookouts. kek

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 22:17:23 ago (+0/-0)

I'm thinking about planning a Philly meetup

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 21:30:15 ago (+0/-0)

Bet no one added skin flakes from a 2nd degree burn before

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 1 monthOct 24, 2024 17:50:19 ago (+0/-0)

What did you cut yourself doing?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1 monthOct 24, 2024 18:02:27 ago (+1/-0)

Soda bread burn