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what if youre the idiot.

This is my strategy except you don't have to just stay at home. I have found much enjoyment in getting out on the rivers and lakes fishing hunting walking hiking make sure to get fresh air and exercise

But I'm here.

OP is the epitome of staying home and never alone

Dude never eats, drinks, showers or farts…., he is always here to fill our hearts

With poisonous jabs disguised as memes, leaving us like athletes dying on our knees

Of laughter day in and day over, makes me giddy even while sober

So here is an ode to the old fool on the hill

Fresh news this morning, he’ll be in for the kill