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Peak California moment

submitted by big_fat_dangus to cringe 1 weekJan 10, 2025 13:11:52 ago (+38/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] fritz_maurentod 10 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:46:25 ago (+10/-0)

Well, that's probably the best use for almond milk.

[ - ] Her0n 5 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 16:13:56 ago (+5/-0)

That's where all of California's water went, into the almond farms the water owning jews own.

All paid for by the taxpayer!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:53:48 ago (+0/-0)

Worst part is, almonds aren't even good. Shittiest part of any bag of trail mix.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:57:23 ago (+0/-0)

A jew would call it all poetic.

To humans it's a tragedy.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 weekJan 11, 2025 00:47:57 ago (+0/-0)

They literally dumped it into the ocean to "save the smelt", a small anchovy-like fish. Well, that's the excuse anyways. We know it was to set up the conditions to cause this fire so that their jewish masters can buy up all the land for cheap.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 4 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 16:39:21 ago (+4/-0)

Meanwhile the pajeets are throwing poo at the fire.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:46:43 ago (+3/-0)

My favorite were the retards who couldn't manually open their garage door.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 16:03:16 ago (+3/-0)

Seems like they wouldn't be able to get out during any power outage which California has a lot of.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 weekJan 11, 2025 00:48:54 ago (+1/-0)

And too dumb to set up a battery backup. But that would require enough introspection to realize one thing you cannot do.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 21:30:39 ago (+2/-0)

He should have tried liberal tears. Lord knows there'll be plenty of them.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 18:15:43 ago (+2/-0)

He's wearing the mask for covid not the smoke

[ - ] SithEmpire 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:00:03 ago (+2/-0)

How the faggot-flaying fuck did "almond milk" become two words which go together?

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 14:46:19 ago (+2/-0)

If its not from a mammal, it can't be called milk.

Almondmilk is not the same as almond milk...apparently.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 16:08:41 ago (+3/-0)

Milk is just a term to described sap or juice from plant/ plant material.
Ie, The raw opium from the poppy plant is universally known as poppy milk, and Coconut milk or water etc.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 18:23:32 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/21/133.3

FDA seems to have definitions.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2025 22:17:35 ago (+1/-0)

Sure, for FDA labelling/ code regulations.

Coconut milk/ water is technically a juice but is it still commonly referred to as a milk or cream.
Tbf, there is distinction between what a product is and what a product is known as or branded/ sold as.
FDA can eat my milk berries.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2025 17:57:17 ago (+1/-0)

Its his bulls juice.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 18:01:03 ago (+2/-0)

Let's ask @BushChuck5000 , he would know from his extensive activities in bull prepping and cleanup.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2025 16:04:19 ago (+1/-0)

That's not almond milk.
It's semen pulled from 300 thousand baby Ugandan seals.
Shown to be the most effective chemical agent by Harvard experts.

An upscale programz is now being researched to fill up an entire fleet of B-52s.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 1 weekJan 10, 2025 15:31:50 ago (+1/-0)

I call it almond juice.

[ - ] Lophan 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 23:57:58 ago (+0/-0)

The number of homes burnt down and they go see the aftermath of what's left, and the swimming pools are FULL OF WATER...

These people are literal retards, they expected daddy govt to save their homes.

Pacific palisades, all rich fuckers. Every other house has a fucking pool.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 1 weekJan 10, 2025 22:41:27 ago (+0/-0)

Captain brilliant is on it, stat!