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We wuz poets

submitted by HeavyBrain to Black_History_Month 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 07:14:23 ago (+37/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Reawakened 19 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 07:29:33 ago (+19/-0)

... and the first person to walk on the moon was a negro midget named Tyrone Shoolaces.

[ - ] ProudRebel 6 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 10:07:52 ago (+6/-0)

That nigger stole my bike!

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 12:15:25 ago (+6/-1)

The only thing dumber then a nigger going to the moon is some one who actually thinks anyone went to the moon. The bullshit around space nasa and the kikes who push it is unbelievable

[ - ] dulcima 11 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 08:43:42 ago (+11/-0)

They didn't have "dimes" in Shakespearean England either.

[ - ] Irelandlost 4 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 11:42:55 ago (+5/-1)

They still don’t have “dimes” in modern England. Joking aside, there is some suspicion that it wasn’t really Shakespeare who wrote the plays and sonnets though. Apparently the knowledge displayed of the classics in his work would have been beyond the education of a commoner like Shakespeare at the time, so there are those who suspect it was actually some nobleman (or even noblemen) who wrote the works but used Shakespeare as a front since it would have been considered beneath a noble to be penning entertainment for the great unwashed. I don’t believe anyone has yet claimed that the Hon. Marquess Tyrone DaFuq was involved however.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 14:29:58 ago (+2/-0)

Seems reasonable to me. People use ghost writers all the time now. Even people who can write well on their own.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 14:51:08 ago (+1/-0)

There is absolutely nothing that would have stopped shakespear from aquiring the same knowledge as anyone else of that time. Especially after his first succesfull play. The noblemen were not then, as they are not now, geniuses.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 11 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 08:37:16 ago (+11/-0)

There were absolutely 0 niggers in England when Shakespeare was alive to the point where when 1 foreign dignitary visited it was such a rare affair that he wote a play about it.

[ - ] dulcima 7 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 08:47:49 ago (+7/-0)

There were a few (Queen Elizabeth I expelled 500 from England because they were taking employment from Englishmen) but they've been accorded an importance they never had thanks to the anti-White govt of the UK.

[ - ] Climhazzard 2 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 08:54:15 ago (+2/-0)

Bread carbs and circuses (niggers willing to put their head in a lions mouth for peanuts). God damn peanuts are 3x as much as they used to be, so I stopped buying them. I'm working for less than peanuts.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 5 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 09:04:56 ago (+5/-0)

Peanuts are really bad for you. Remember they grow just under the surface of the soil so all the pesticides that have been sprayed on that soil for the last 20 years are getting absorbed by those peanuts. Ever since I heard that I stopped eating peanuts and although I don't have an allergy or any other weird bullshit like the stupid kids today I did notice that I would feel bad after I ate something with peanuts so it's good all around to quit eating peanuts.

Save that pesticide

[ - ] Climhazzard 1 point 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 09:09:35 ago (+1/-0)

I guess I'll stick to tree nuts when I can. lol tree nuts

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 09:41:55 ago (+3/-0)

Trees nuts

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 09:22:26 ago (+1/-0)

Yo! Dey only gibs me two. Where that more at fam?

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 10:16:31 ago (+1/-0)

This is terrible news. Looks like peanuts are often rotated with cotton which had been genetically engineered to be herbicide-tolerant. Meaning it leads to increased pesticide use on peanuts due to the need to control pests/diseases.
I thought I was doing OK by getting the natural PB without added sugar. My youngest and I eat a lot of peanut butter. His favorite sandwich is PB/honey and I often crave peanuts if I haven't had them for awhile.
Do you have any recommendations for alternatives (that won't break the bank hopefully)?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 weekFeb 5, 2025 00:21:03 ago (+1/-0)

Never happened
Macadamia nuts

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 1 weekFeb 5, 2025 09:55:12 ago (+1/-0)

I love macadamia nuts (especially in cookies!). So looking into it a little bit, it looks like pretty much all nuts (and legumes) have pesticide residue in them, even "organic", walnuts having the least. I was pretty surprised that the ones grown on trees were such a problem too. Our food supply is poisoned whenever possible.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 weekFeb 5, 2025 11:13:09 ago (+1/-0)

They are getting poison in and/or on us any which way they can!
I don’t really eat nuts but I would occasionally have a Brazil nut or a handful of macadamia nuts or walnuts.
Nothing is safe unless you grow it yourself

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 1 weekFeb 5, 2025 11:38:28 ago (+1/-0)

Truth and I do try to grow a lot of our fruits and veggies.
I'm going to continue to tell myself that my body is strong and can deal with these assaults.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 weekFeb 5, 2025 12:18:46 ago (+1/-0)

The 80/20 rule

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 1 weekFeb 5, 2025 12:31:35 ago (+1/-0)

I had not heard of Pareto Principle before this so thanks for putting that on my radar. Has a lot of applications and is especially apt for food intake.
My extended family doesn't understand how I stay trim when they see me eating shit food regularly. Doesn't matter how many times I explain that I eat mostly well (and am active of course) so that's why I am able to eat crap occasionally. They just think I 'must have gotten the good genes' lol. In my mind "diet" is everything I consume. In their minds, a diet is a temporary thing where they can't indulge and must restrict, setting themselves up for failure every time.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 8 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 08:08:25 ago (+8/-0)

William Spearchucker was a sheboon.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 7 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 10:23:53 ago (+7/-0)

Sonnet 18 (HOOD EDITION, NO FILTER🔥)

"Ayy, should I say you like a summer day?
Hell nah, you finer, you bad as fuck.
Wind be out here throwin’ hands wit’ May,
And summer? That shit be packin’ up."

"Sun be trippin’, hot as a mf,
Other days, that bitch don’t even show up.
Everything fine turn dusty or bust,
Cuz time a hoe, don’t love nun of us."

"But you? Nah, you don’t fade, you glow,
Ain’t no age gon’ snatch yo flow.
Death? That weak-ass shit don’t count,
Cuz these bars gon’ keep yo ass around."

"Long as a real one breathe, see shit,
This right here make sure you lit."

[ - ] con77 3 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 11:02:46 ago (+3/-0)

that is actually impressive
attention @Clubberlang

[ - ] con77 5 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 10:59:21 ago (+5/-0)

450 years later blacks are largely illiterate

[ - ] Steelerfish 5 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 12:14:29 ago (+5/-0)

And still will be 450 years in the future…

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 5 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 10:09:39 ago (+5/-0)

12th century scrolls have been found in Niggeria lamenting a lack of zebra-powered carriages for smelting vibranium.

[ - ] NeverHappened 4 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 10:19:16 ago (+4/-0)

Niggers try to steal everything.
But I have seen convincing evidence that there was never a dude named Shakespeare writing all these things. Some suggest Francis Bacon while others believe there are multiple authors. There's some weird esoteric shit involved too but it's been awhile and I don't recall many details.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 09:42:43 ago (+4/-0)

I wonder which jew helped them come up with yet anudda bullshit story. "It could've happenedgoys"

[ - ] Leveraction 3 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 13:45:30 ago (+3/-0)

And the re-writing of history continues. Golly gee if i didn't know any better I'd say niggers invented everything, that's why their shithole afreaka has evolved from mud huts to ummmm .....

Mud huts

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 11:35:11 ago (+3/-0)

sheeeeeit

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 09:03:33 ago (+3/-0)

Lol

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 08:07:44 ago (+3/-0)

...and sheeeeit

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 14:31:45 ago (+2/-0)

How did these illiterate whites oppress the black geniuses beneath their feet? Like, at least when we tell the truth about jews, we acknowledge that they are very capable at the things that make them good at subverting their host societies, we don't pretend they're illiterate retards while claiming all geniuses came from our people. But when blacks lie about white people, they act like they all have four digit IQs and the dumb whitey who only knows how to rub sticks together to make fire because we stole the idea from blacks can barely understand the science and technology we looted from Africa. It's so fucking retarded.

[ - ] Master_B 2 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 14:25:09 ago (+2/-0)

No inventions, didn't sail any sea, didn't explore continents, no infrastructure, no libraries, but they been writin' Shaqspeare 'n shiet!

[ - ] HeavyBrain [op] 2 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 15:21:35 ago (+2/-0)

Woha there, Egypt and Mesopotamia had a written language so there people in Africa totally were the bees knees.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 22:17:48 ago (+0/-0)

What part of Africa is Mesopotamia?

[ - ] HeavyBrain [op] 0 points 1 weekFeb 5, 2025 09:37:51 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, don't you know that Africa spaned from Scandinavia to Japan and America?!

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 11:47:18 ago (+2/-0)

How do these jews come up with this?

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 2 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 10:08:27 ago (+2/-0)

You never experienced peak literature until your read Shakespeare in its Ebonic original and sheit.

[ - ] Climhazzard 2 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 09:04:58 ago (+2/-0)

"Even now, now, very now, an old black ram
Is tupping your white ewe."

He seemed pretty cucked either way.

[ - ] dassar 4 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 14:24:05 ago (+4/-0)

"An old black ram is tupping your white ewe"

Iago’s warning to Brabantio that “an old black ram/ is tupping your white ewe” is found in Act I, Scene 1, lines 87-8 of Othello.
Although not specifically named as “the Moor” race is indirectly mentioned through the introduction of the “black” ram versus the “white” ewe.
One should also take note that Desdemona is referred to as “your” white ewe. Also “ewe,” in the auditory performance, has a possible second interpretation as “you” - meaning that Othello is damaging Brabantio’s "white" or spotless reputation.

Calling out race mixing is anything but cucked.

[ - ] Climhazzard 2 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 19:21:28 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks for correcting me.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 20:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

Hey no problem.
Unfortunately or not, i'm old enough to remember when Shakespeare use to required reading and discussion in High School and not just college. Lol.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 weekFeb 5, 2025 09:37:49 ago (+0/-0)

LMAO. Ridiculous. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] BushChuck5002 0 points 1 weekFeb 4, 2025 09:32:40 ago (+3/-3)

Jesus wept.