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An upgoat's deepest insecurity

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 07:40:59 ago (+41/-0)     (pomf2.lain.la)

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[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 09:20:32 ago (+8/-0)

Volitility: 2/10

Primary: shitposting

Secondary: jew naming

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 10:45:57 ago (+2/-0)

Wish I had more than one upgoat for that one.

[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 08:53:06 ago (+5/-0)

They said the same thing about Clark Kent.
Hide your power levels Goats!

[ - ] wyrmblut 6 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 09:52:32 ago (+7/-1)

Is this a capefag Jewperman reference or something?

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 1 point 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 13:41:42 ago (+1/-0)

So the secret to our success is to continue to do nothing? I mean, other than maintaining a carefully crafted, comfortable, consumer lifestyle.

[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 13:47:42 ago (+5/-0)

The secret is to do nothing while Jews and Niggers within a 5 mile radius of your house just mysteriously disappear for no apparent reason at all.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 17:06:04 ago (+3/-0)

radius

Amateurish. You can do better. The disappearances must draw a smiley face on a map. Preferably nowhere near your residence. Added bonus if there's a Hitler 'stashe on it.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 19:03:24 ago (+0/-0)

Preferably nowhere near your residence
OK, enjoy living near Niggers.

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 0 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 16:38:27 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, I see where you're coming from!

Very good, very good.

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 12:36:32 ago (+4/-0)

I'm not lazy!

I'm just conserving my energy for when we really need it.

[ - ] dalai_llama 3 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 10:41:54 ago (+3/-0)

Look, buddy, I am lazy on purpose, it's a lifestyle choice! My strategy is to be so fucking lazy and ineffectual and fly so low under the radar that no one could justify wasting their budget on me. I consciously choose this life! I . . . I swear it's all planned!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 10:04:32 ago (+2/-0)

I worry about the same thing but the funny part is whomever fucked up this week is assigned to monitor me.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 17:07:37 ago (+1/-0)

The dick part about the FBI minders is they don't share anything back.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 07:50:17 ago (+1/-0)

Is "(e/alb)" his pronouns?

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 08:11:57 ago (+2/-0)

seems kind of confusing what was that all bout.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 11:05:37 ago (+0/-0)

When TPTB run me through NCIC it is noted that I'm one of the baddest muthafuckers within a 300 mile radius and to approach with extreme caution. When I get pulled over for speeding they call back-up and then come to my vehicle with guns drawn.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 10:45:27 ago (+0/-0)

That's a good thing though.