First date - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

First date
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to funny 2 monthsFeb 25, 2025 17:12:10 ago (+4/-2) (old.reddit.com)
https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1ixzznj/first_date/

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2 monthsFeb 25, 2025 20:25:27 ago (+1/-0)

I think I could restrain my inner troll long enough to scratch one goal off the ol' bucket list.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 25, 2025 21:03:36 ago (+0/-0)

Spinner!! In the shower. Spinner! On the floor. Spinner! In the kitchen, that filthy little whore wooo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsFeb 25, 2025 21:44:22 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking more along the lines of dwarf tossing.
Get your mind out of the gutter, degenerate!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 25, 2025 21:48:58 ago (+0/-0)

How dare you, sir. I was merely talking about spinning her like a top. Why is your mind so corrupt with filth? This is an outrage.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 2 monthsFeb 26, 2025 08:10:30 ago (+1/-0)

LMAO

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 monthsFeb 25, 2025 18:12:41 ago (+0/-0)

Midgets!

[ - ] germ22 0 points 2 monthsFeb 25, 2025 18:33:25 ago (+0/-0)

I liked her in the scene in House MD here