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Reddit user gets coworker banned for cooking raw steak in office microwave

submitted by Spaceman84 to funny 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:20:51 ago (+12/-0)     (www.foxnews.com)

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/reddit-user-gets-man-banned-cooking-burned-meat-microwave.amp



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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 8 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:28:12 ago (+8/-0)

God help me, someone from reddit almost makes sense-

"It should be illegal a death sentence to buy a steak and cook it in the microwave."

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 16:54:08 ago (+2/-0)

"Agonizing" death!

[ - ] puppy528 3 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 12:36:45 ago (+3/-0)

There are exactly two possibilities; either he's so dumb, he wouldn't have known even after you told him, repeatedly, or he knew, he very much knew, and it was intentional because fuck 'em.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 11:11:45 ago (+3/-0)

... directly on the rotating plate,no cover, two months after blowing up the last microwave with a metal thermos filled with soup. And about that cooking sardines thing.

[ - ] Spaceman84 [op] 4 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 12:01:02 ago (+4/-0)

Absolutely hilarious. Mad niggerish, but this is about sending a message.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 12:48:21 ago (+2/-0)

That was my thought too. Someone is telling the local pajeet to fuck off.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 13:27:29 ago (+0/-0)

But pajeets worship cows.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 13:40:57 ago (+1/-0)

Driving the point home.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 12:59:36 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like my ex. She killed my hand-me-down 30 year old microwave by putting metal in the microwave....then did it again to my new microwave (but I was there and quickly turned it off).

Never forget: women are retarded.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 2 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 14:09:03 ago (+2/-0)

Anyone that puts sardines in the microwave definitely hates everyone they work with.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:44:51 ago (+2/-0)

Well, I'll be damned...a Reddit consensus I agree with.

Fuck Greg

"Hurrrf, muh autism." It's an office break room for fucks sake. Bring a sandwich or some leftover pasta. Toast a bagel for all I care. Office breakrooms aren't for cooking meals. At most, they're for reheating.

I worked with a girl who had to do extravagant things like this for lunch. She was also the type to make lunch seem like it was as important as breathing, whereas most of the other people were like, "Yeah, we'll eat when we can get to it."

[ - ] ModernGuilt 5 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:57:46 ago (+5/-0)

Nearly everything a woman does is performative

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 12:15:43 ago (+1/-0)

So much for communism. They can't even share a microwave.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:32:26 ago (+1/-0)

Too bad we don't know what race "Greg" is. I'd guess half nigger.

[ - ] Spaceman84 [op] 2 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:37:15 ago (+2/-0)

Greg operates beyond all human comprehension. He works in mysterious ways.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 12:57:13 ago (+1/-0)

Greg sells the use of his mind and body to an "employer" because he can't think of a use for them himself.

[ - ] WillisJaxson 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 15:07:02 ago (+1/-0)

I was thinking Gregorio from south of the border. But you're still probably correct. Sardine eating half mexican, microwaving a thermos half nigger.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 09:24:24 ago (+0/-0)

I don't care what some faggot does in his spare time. But I worked with a bunch of gooks once, and I refused to set foot in that lunch room. Was more like a closet with a microwave and 20 gooks slammed in it. They all cooked fish in there. I didn't go into that lunchroom more than one time.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 17:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

A place I worked at had a microwave and fridge in the server room.

Tens of thousands of dollars of equipment that allowed the operation of a multi-million operation.

One time I walk in to do server maintenance and teh whole server room is filled with water bottles. Water bottles pressed up against the chassis of the fucking servers to the point that I can't get to the actual equipment. I brought up the issue but nobody seemed to see a problem with storing all this water near the electronics.

Another time some retard turns on the toaster oven they have there and leaves. It started smoking but someone caught it before the fire extinguishers started spraying.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 17:01:02 ago (+0/-0)

This is fake.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 16:50:26 ago (+0/-0)

Back in my young days, I worked with a dude who always microwaved burgers for lunch break. And I'm talking from raw ground beef to cooked. After I left that company, I later found out that he died from a heroin overdose; he was found dead with the syringe still in his arm. He was a White man.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 16:42:48 ago (+0/-0)

put some microwave popcorn in it for 20 minutes. that will get rid of the smell.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 11:20:12 ago (+0/-0)

When I worked a typical job I'd bring all the stiff I need to make sandwiches, but I took up the same amount of space as everyone else.

Takes me the same amount of time to make them as it does others to nuke food in the microwave, and other would have one less coworker to contend with for the microwave.

I still get made fun of, but that's to be expected when one acts outside of social norms.

[ - ] inaminit -1 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:33:33 ago (+0/-1)

First world problems are best solved with violence.