Jesus died for my sins? - Upgoat

Jesus died for my sins?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to funny 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 14:50:47 ago (+5/-4) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Reunto 2 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:07:46 ago (+2/-0)

Ah yes, a Talmudist that pretends not to understand the concept of sin-debt.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:11:30 ago (+0/-1)

Talmudist

So many seething Christcucks in here. "REEEEEEE anyone who mocks my cult must be a jew!"

It's like when you tell a childhood friend their favorite band sucks. "Nuh uh, you're just stupid!"

[ + ] jfroybees

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:52:08 ago (+1/-0)

What do you believe in? What is your god? What is it like to be faithless, if you are?

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:01:34 ago (+0/-0)

What do you believe in?

Being useful and leaving a positive mark on those I know.

What is your god?

I don't have one.

What is it like to be faithless, if you are?

It's fine. I'm doing well.

[ + ] jfroybees

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:26:50 ago (+1/-0)

So why do you feel the need to mock those who have faith and God and are doing fine? It seems "the lady doth protest too much." It's like having to be around the angriest version of Sam Kennison.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:38:03 ago (+0/-0)

Because Christianity is a long con created by jews.

Because regardless of some dissidents, most Christians revere Israel and would die for jews.

Because its followers respond to criticisms of the religion as personal attacks, just as a brainwashed cult member would.

One need not be Christian to live a good life and do good for those around him.

Every religion thinks it's the only path to salvation and a blissful afterlife. It's all just mythology. Jew mythology is more boring than the others. I have no idea why people still adhere to it, other than the fear of eternal damnation.

[ + ] jfroybees

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:43:20 ago (+1/-0)

So all of your mocking is proselytizing for souls just die. Just stop. Instead you should crow how much better off you are and that you credit yourself instead of causing dissention here.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 19:16:31 ago (+0/-0)

My soul doesn't depend on any religion, least of all a jew-created one.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 19:09:27 ago (+0/-0)

This has not been your behavior at all, you are so far a seething butthurt beta bitch constantly airing your terminally online man panties out.

Positive mark on those you know, more like postively a skid mark.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 20:02:04 ago (+0/-0)

Being useful and leaving a positive mark on those I know.

You say this, but do you actually do this?

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 3 minutesMay 13, 2025 21:11:38 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, and I don't need to worship a jew to do it. :)

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:58:07 ago (+1/-0)

Youre called a jew because you act like one.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 19:19:44 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone who criticizes me for following a jew-created religion and worshiping a jew must be a jew!

^ The fallback cope of a brainwashed cultist.

After all, it is easier to fool someone than to convince him that he's been fooled.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 20:00:15 ago (+0/-0)

You don't think the comedian is a Talmudist?

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:55:04 ago (+2/-0)

The religious divide in IQ typically shows the lower end believing in book "because book said so!", while the opposite end typically lands somewhere near; "I don't follow dogma, but I know there is something here we can't physically quantify, a metaphysical side to ourselves we deem most important over all else we inhabit. A soul, if you need a simple term to understand."

Most times, those who scream loudest know least.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:10:38 ago (+1/-0)

A well programmed simple computer is better than a poorly programmed super computer. Your IQ argument is a hot mess.

[ + ] BMN003

[ - ] BMN003 1 point 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:04:35 ago (+1/-0)

You do realize the flaw in your analogy, right? A computer is an artifice, made by an intelligent being deliberately for a specific purpose. Your analogy depends on a creator to be relevant to humanity, and I suspect you believe in purely random mutation being the source of variation for natural selection.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 19:49:42 ago (+0/-0)

You don't think Her0n's IQ argument is a hot mess?

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

"because book said so!"

Ah, the Love240 playbook.

[ + ] Jinglebanger

[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:07:51 ago (+0/-0)

What's the side that says it's very, very unlikely to be real, but Christianity is by far the best path for humanity when compared to all other spiritual options?

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 19:55:22 ago (+0/-0)

How are you weighing liklihood?

[ + ] jfroybees

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:30:33 ago (+0/-0)

Now do atheists. Most times, those who scream (an mock) the loudest know the least.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 19:58:07 ago (+0/-0)

Loudmouths with poor argumentation are often least convincing, but associating the validity of a worldview with the clout of the proponents is a type of ethos argument.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:56:55 ago (+0/-0)

Which is why master foo and his alts have higher post counts than anyone else.

[ - ] inaminit 2 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:48:37 ago (+2/-0)

You never tasted the fruit but were guilty regardless.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:56:52 ago (+0/-0)

guilty

Of what?

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:35:30 ago (+0/-0)

"of being born" I think it is.

[ + ] Jinglebanger

[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:08:42 ago (+0/-0)

Original Sin, and further the capacity to sin.

[ + ] inaminit

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 19:02:31 ago (+0/-0)

Being born.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:49:23 ago (+1/-0)

See? When you don't have a fucking clue about Christianity, you'll say stupid assed shit like this.

[ + ] Ducktalesooo000ooo

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:55:35 ago (+2/-1)

You externalized the cost of sin to someone else and you wonder why you act like a shitbag.

Was jesus a kapparot chicken?

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:56:52 ago (+1/-0)

Like I said, when you don't know shit about Christianity, you'll say retarded shit. See above.

[ + ] Ducktalesooo000ooo

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:03:35 ago (+2/-0)

it sure sounds like goy kapparot.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:47:38 ago (+1/-0)

The OG Kapparot, fuck

[ + ] Ducktalesooo000ooo

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:20:21 ago (+0/-0)

The love canal of souls

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:14:39 ago (+0/-0)

I've read the Bible.
I know what is in it.
Most Christ-Cucks never even got past Leviticus.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:59:09 ago (+1/-0)

Cant read.

Has 'read the bible'

Yeah i dont think so pal.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:16:18 ago (+0/-0)

No you hadn't, nigger. Stop lying.

Leviticus is the Old Testament, ya dumb jew.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:28:42 ago (+0/-0)*

The OT is the foundation of the Messianic Prophecy.
If you are ignorant of the OT, you are ignorant of the Jew-Christ...
Which is exactly what the Jews want you to be.

You are such a good goy.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:37:39 ago (+0/-0)

Sure, rabbi.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:48:15 ago (+0/-0)

How would you know what's in the OT?
You've never read it.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:00:11 ago (+0/-1)

LOL. Go on, elaborate on the "objective reality" that a jew carpenter was the son of a jew god and died for our sins.

say stupid assed shit

Here's some actual stupid assed shit some retard said:

"[Trump's] been the LEAST pro-Israel president since Carter."

"Trump [turned] zionist over the last 1.5 years." (posted October 2024)

"Trump 2016 was, by far, the least pro-Israel candidate that we've had since JFK."

"[Trump is] building a cabinet that is less pro-Israel than any other politician since LBJ."

"Trump just stopped a genocide the was being funded by the Biden Administration."

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:09:54 ago (+2/-0)

Trump has been the least pro-Isrsel candidate since JFK and appears to be pissing off Israel more than ever. Ben Shapiro is close to having a stroke over it.

In the anti-war versus Pro-Israel comparison, he sacked Walts and kept Hegseth and appears to be pulling away from war with Iran and just freed another hostage AGAINST the wishes of Nutandyahoo.

And no, I'm not going to explain the fundamental principals of Christianity to a fuckin' retard like you. Why would I?

[ + ] Tallest_Skil

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:31:01 ago (+0/-0)

Trump has been the least pro-Isrsel candidate

Seek psychiatric help immediately.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:21:47 ago (+0/-1)

REEEEEE I'm not going to explain the fundamental principals of Christianity.

LOL, the depth and substance of jew fairy tales that dumbass retards like you still believe.

Why would I?

You couldn't even if you wanted to. You're just a brainwashed cult member conditioned to react angrily when someone mocks the cult.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:54:46 ago (+1/-0)

You couldn't even if you wanted to.

No shit. Cause you're fucking retarded. Like teaching a 2 year old calculus.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:59:42 ago (+0/-0)

2 year old

Says the low IQ cult member having a hissy fit because someone made fun of the cult.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:01:25 ago (+1/-0)

No one is having a hissy fit over anything you say or have ever said. Again, you're a fucking retard.

You're so fucking dumb that you probably think I called you a 2 year old.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

^ Boomer Trumptard Christcuck is mega triggered.

You're a literal dumbass who is brainwashed by two cults and trying to flex about "hurr durr you're retarded".

All cult members react like this, lashing out and screeching, "Nuh uh! You're dumb! You just don't understand _____!"

Still waiting for you to explain the intricacies of "muh jew savior died for my sins".

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:15:30 ago (+1/-0)*

I'm

1. Not a boomer
2. Didn't vote for Trump
3. Not in a cult

And 4. you're pointing at yourself and acting like a jew by calling Christianity a cult.

Now, if you want to understand Christianity try starting here.

https://kjvonline.org/new-testament/

Of course, you won't. Filthy fuckin' jews and degenerate pagans love their baby dick suckin' waze.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:23:33 ago (+0/-0)*

I'm 1. Not a boomer

LOL.

I'm 2. [sic] Didn't vote for Trump

LOL. Twists his pea brain into a knot simping for Rabbi Trump, claims he didn't vote for him.

I'm 3. In a cult

Well at least you admit it.

Christianity is a cult. You've devoted your belief system to a single person or idea, mostly out of fear of eternal punishment. That's a cult.

acting like a jew

The retards who worship a jew and believe jew fairy tales claim someone else is a jew. Priceless.

Go read the jew fairy tales.

No. Just tell me how Heebus died for my sins. Or just keep screeching and throwing a hissy fit like the butthurt Christcuck you are.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:28:06 ago (+1/-0)

chinless soyboy confused about the nature of objective reality

Yeah, and?

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 3 points 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:41:06 ago (+4/-1)

"objective reality"

jew died for our sins

LOL.

[ + ] Tallest_Skil

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:30:39 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, just a paid shill account. Never mind; commit suicide.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:38:37 ago (+0/-0)

You first, Tallest_Shill.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:19:17 ago (+1/-0)

Lol

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -2 points 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 16:01:53 ago (+0/-2)

Like moths to the flame come the triggered Christcucks insisting that non-believers simply "don't know shit about Christianity".

It's almost as if they're insecure and lashing out because a small part of them knows they believe jew fairy tales but they can't be honest with themselves.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:13:01 ago (+0/-0)

Once you realize that Jesus was Jewish, the whole scam becomes apparent.

Whites don't have sin.
We don't need to be saved.
We can save ourselves.

Heil Odin! o/

[ + ] Tallest_Skil

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:31:40 ago (+0/-0)

Enjoy white genocide, jew.

Sign into an existing account

Jesus died for my sins? submitted by PoundOfFlesh to funny 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 14:50:47 ago (+5/-4) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/jvjv8o.jpeg

Jesus died for my sins?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to funny 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 14:50:47 ago (+5/-4) (files.catbox.moe)
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