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YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS DON'T KNOW WHAT A REAL WINTER IS LIKE

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 2 monthsJan 2, 2026 21:20:00 ago (+15/-0)     (HDLunited)

3 weeks ago everything was green...tonight, after clearing a path to my snowblower, so that I could clear a path to my backhoe, I'm looking at 4ft of White misery...and the snow keeps coming and with no end in sight for the foreseeable week.

And it's cold, average 0°F every fucking day.

Everything in this liberal marxist shit hole of a country revolves around staying warm...no mercy, no respite.

I see the fentanyl addicts on the streets, poorly dressed, running shoes, bare hands and hunched over and without quarter...with nowhere to go. This is the liberal utopian collective that so many bought into 50years ago.

OLD MAN WINTER IS NATURE'S HITMAN, HE KILLS IN "COLD BLOOD".

AND THAT'S THE TRUTH


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 11 points 2 monthsJan 2, 2026 21:45:08 ago (+11/-0)

Haa! I know some people in Alberta who would like to talk to you about how nice you have it.

[ - ] OftenWrong 2 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 14:06:02 ago (+2/-0)

I am and was about to comment but the "OHHH YOU THINK THAT IS COOLD EHHH" is a bit overplayed

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 14:33:04 ago (+1/-0)

make sure you plug your oil pan and battery heater in.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 8 points 2 monthsJan 2, 2026 21:21:17 ago (+8/-0)

*Laughs in West Coast

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 07:13:44 ago (+0/-0)

Awe, the land of Niggers (taco niggers, sand niggers, been niggers, curry niggers, rice niggers) and jews.

[ - ] bohmoonx 7 points 2 monthsJan 2, 2026 22:37:17 ago (+7/-0)

And yet Somalian's are opening up childcare centers. How in the fuck do these people live in cold weather? It kinda like cancer taking over you body and killing you.

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 00:20:18 ago (+4/-0)

I have always wondered why do they flood somalians into the coldest places and why don't they just freeze. They are extremely incompatible with the climate

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 4 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 05:40:39 ago (+4/-0)

Burning your tax dollars keeps them warm.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 3 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 09:53:53 ago (+3/-0)

Cut their welfare off and they will freeze to death

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 10:07:05 ago (+2/-0)

If we get the power to cut their welfare, they won't be here

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 4, 2026 10:36:27 ago (+1/-0)

Yup

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 2 monthsJan 2, 2026 21:38:03 ago (+5/-1)

A real winter used to have 5 to 10 days at or above 70F in January, here on the California coast. Climate change has gotten so much colder over the past 40 years that recently we've only had 0 to 3 days at or above 70F in January.

Now AccuWeather is saying the highest January temp will only be 66F on the 29th! This is outrageous!

Used to live in northern Wisconsin as a kid, and my last winter on the east coast it didn't get above 10F for 21 days straight. 20' thick ice on Lake Winnebago FTW! No thanks to THAT anymore. I did my time.

Today I finished drying a few pounds of hot peppers I picked a few days ago. Still a number of green ones that should finish in a month or so.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 3 points 2 monthsJan 2, 2026 22:26:26 ago (+3/-0)

The coldest I've ever experienced was in 92 when working pipeline, -62, even brand new Cat excavators and 8N dozers couldn't function properly without blowing hyd lines or bearings seizing because the oil in the grease wouldn't separate from the wax...but the coldest I've ever seen when traveling was in Minot North Dakota back in the 60s, -48F, I found Superior Wisconsin and Duluth Minnesota miserable places too in the winter, cold damp and wind.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 00:24:45 ago (+3/-0)

I’m from Chicago.

So everything you just said with dogshit summers on top of it.

I’ll never move to the south because it gets way too hot all the way up here.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 06:08:04 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a few hours south of you and I bet you had a wild temperature swing recently too. We had an unseasonable high of 78F and within 12 hours the wind chill was zero. Crazy.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 4, 2026 11:24:42 ago (+1/-0)

Ive been to Chicago 6million times and it cost me 6million $$ and fuck if I got 6million parking tickets from 6million different cops...and Ive been in some brutal heat while jammed in traffic on my bike on 57 and 55, got into an argument with a fat sheboon in the toll booth up on the skyline and the heat cooked my patience, cop, one cop shows up by himself and closes in on me, and it's fucking hot, I got a loud mouth ape screeching away and a cop getting out of his car to chat and I couldn't understand a fucking word fatso chimpanzee was screeching but the cop didn't even go over to talk to her and comes right to me...this is no lie, he sees my plate and asks what part of Ontario I'm from, I told him and he says, "no shit"?, then he tells me his brother owns a place in Cape Bay and is project manager on the major Wind Turbine projects in the area...I'm looking at a Chicago cop eye to eye and who looks like Lorne Green, with a motor mouth nigger blabbing away and told him that I've got cranes on those projects and that I was an agent for XXX CRANE RENTAL out of Cleveland...we shot the shit for a good 15minutes in that fucking heat with nigger bitch still screaming away...he escorted me to 41N,lights flashing and no stops...BUT...Chimpcongo gets fucking hot too

[ - ] Trope 1 point 2 monthsJan 4, 2026 16:05:35 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for sharing. I have fond memories of highway 41 headed north to our family cabin in Wisconsin.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 00:58:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Trope 1 point 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 04:38:17 ago (+1/-0)

Too hot. Compared to our European ancestral homeland, many of us are too far south.

[ - ] DrYiddingston 3 points 2 monthsJan 2, 2026 23:37:10 ago (+3/-0)

“I see the fentanyl addicts on the streets, poorly dressed, running shoes, bare hands and hunched over and without quarter...with nowhere to go. This is the liberal utopian collective that so many bought into 50 years ago”

Don’t be so haughty, Zyke. You’re paying to keep them all fed and warm.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 09:55:43 ago (+0/-0)

Don't fucking remind me

[ - ] PuddinTame 2 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 00:24:20 ago (+2/-0)

I moved from Louisville to Berzerkeley some forty years ago. Last winter there the cars were abandoned on the highways....embedded in snow ass deep. Don't know if the temperature could compete with Minnesota or Maine, but I suspect on snowfall it was about even.

It was never all that cold in the Bay Area, and only a little cold here in Central Cal. I have a few coats it looks like I'll never get to wear...screw it...more money to spend on other shit. I sure as hell don't miss icicles hanging from my nosehair, split lips, windburned face, or rocks in snowballs. You idiots idiotic enough to endure all that are welcomed to it.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 00:18:05 ago (+2/-0)

Sorry zyk, if everything was green for you 3 weeks ago then you don't know what real winter is

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 09:59:23 ago (+1/-0)

HA...but winter doesn't leave until mid June

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 2 monthsJan 2, 2026 23:50:20 ago (+2/-0)

Went down to 53 today. I slept without covers last night so it felt colder than it really was when I woke up. So I wore my hoodie to work and got kinda toasty so I took it off. I feel your pain, brother.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 09:49:35 ago (+1/-0)

I hear you! Winter is brutal.
It was in the 50’s here last night.
I had to put on shoes, jeans, and even a sweatshirt when I went to the beach for sunset.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 09:48:29 ago (+1/-0)

I don't find snow at all appealing.

If I was trapped in some remote cabin, impassable snow all around, I'd lose my mind. Like Jack Nicholson in that movie.

No wonder bears hibernate.

[ - ] Horrux 1 point 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 08:54:15 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I'm done with this shit, last winter in the white misery.

[ - ] prototype 1 point 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 07:41:07 ago (+1/-0)

While a snow blower is good to have it'll make you weak in the end, and dependant.

Used to shovel FEET of snow, with just a snow shovel.

I'll tell you the trick:

Put the shovel end down, and push the snow, like a manual snow plow, don't shovel.

Could clear a 20x60 driveway with a foot or more of snow on top, in under an hour. Thats just dicking around.

Free exercise, and you get paid for it if you've got nothing better to do.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 00:56:17 ago (+1/-0)

Florida just FLOODED with cuckadians.

They'll be here 1 day less than 4 months.

Can't drive. Can't shop. Can't get in a restaurant.

The real burn is they're all wealthy liberals from Ottawa.

Thank God they don't vote here.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 09:48:09 ago (+2/-0)

Thank God they don't vote here.

They would’ve been if the fat faggot crackhead nigger ex-mayor of Tallahassee would’ve won back in 2018. Our politics now would be the same as NY, Illinois, and California.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 12:28:15 ago (+0/-0)

Thank God that down low faggot didn't win

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 0 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 05:44:29 ago (+0/-0)

Thank God they don't vote here.

LOL. I can tell you stories, from decades ago, about busloads of Canadians being brought into the US to vote. Election rigging is not a recent phenomena.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 10:03:39 ago (+0/-0)

...anything you can do that would make the news with Ottawa fags...like something in the lines of a disappearing plane?

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 monthsJan 3, 2026 00:52:51 ago (+1/-0)

Bering Sea in January.

I don't fucking live there though!

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2 monthsJan 2, 2026 22:05:10 ago (+1/-1)

I went to Idaho Falls in November. It wasn't until March that I found out that we had park benches at my job.

But, to be fair, you probably have no fucking idea what "hot" is.

110 in July is a nice day, here.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 4 points 2 monthsJan 2, 2026 22:19:03 ago (+4/-0)

I spent almost 30years in the Caribbean and Latin America, I've seen consecutive days of 120F and average days of 95°...my life has been extreme, either hot or cold, a bit in between