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A RECENT POLL SHOWS THAT THOSE CAPABLE OF READING NOW PREFER VOAT OVER THE OBITUARIES

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 1 monthJan 26, 2026 01:42:25 ago (+11/-0)     (HDLunited)

And researchers are worried.

Academic scholars with T.I.T. (Tel a Viv institute technology) in conjunction with representatives of W.A.R.T. (world association of rejected trannys), have raised concerns over a disturbing trend that has now even infiltrated the day to day operations of chicken processing plants, including poultry sections of grocery stores and even Mother Mary's Chlorinated Chicken stands, KFC and Popeyes reps were unavailable for comment...but what has been discovered is a link between social unraveling and the External Locus of, specifically, VOAT. Other sites and forums such as gab or poal etc etc, are seemingly less influential.

Is it possible that VOAT is solely responsible for, and is a major catalyst in the accelerating social disruption as seen on CNN and among the congregation of Saddleback Church?

Recent exit polling at one public, multi-complex lavatory in Sparta Wisconsin revealed that 93% of those occupying stalls who were functionally literate were adamant that they now prefer the prophetic and frequently apocalyptic musings of VOAT rather than the mundane repetitions of the daily obituary section.

My fellow VOATs...we are definitely a force that is best to be ignored but is impossible to live without.

AND THAT'S THE TRUTH


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Poal smokers. AOjew is a jew cocksuckin faggot like uncle buttplug.