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AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S COME TO

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 1 monthJan 31, 2026 10:36:33 ago (+4/-0)     (HDLunited)

Just to add a bit of embellishment to the mortal atmosphere that VOAT has never seemed to break free of since it's inception, I've decided to formulate, script, proofread and edit the posts of which I plan to submit a number of hours after the sun has failed whilst in the advanced stages of hallucination and transitory depersonalization all while disassembling and reassembling a .45ACP Colt1911 blindfolded...and with mag in.

So if there's something that seems a bit off or out of the ordinary but can't be defined as exactly what it is, now you know.

I'll know the extent of that of which I refer after reading the posts here after 19.00hrs


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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 1 monthJan 31, 2026 11:12:37 ago (+2/-0)

Cool , sounds like a plan

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 1 monthJan 31, 2026 10:46:15 ago (+2/-0)

English, nigger. Do you speak it?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 3 points 1 monthJan 31, 2026 10:57:17 ago (+3/-0)

Question is...do you understand it?

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1 monthJan 31, 2026 11:00:49 ago (+0/-0)

I do just fine.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthJan 31, 2026 13:35:31 ago (+1/-0)

*SAE with no corruptions or vocal distortions.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 1 monthJan 31, 2026 17:09:30 ago (+0/-0)

"*SAE"?...I'm baffled and hoodwinked

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 1 monthJan 31, 2026 12:28:43 ago (+1/-0)

There is no Voat...

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 monthJan 31, 2026 13:44:36 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] NosebergShekelman 0 points 1 monthJan 31, 2026 17:59:47 ago (+0/-0)

No. All the interesting characters who made Voat Voat are not here.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 1 monthJan 31, 2026 19:23:00 ago (+0/-0)

What about Paula?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthJan 31, 2026 19:46:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] glooper 0 points 1 monthJan 31, 2026 11:33:38 ago (+0/-0)

all while disassembling and reassembling a .45ACP Colt1911 blindfolded...and with mag in.
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7 seconds, down and up...

If you can't do that you suck off dogs...

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 1 monthJan 31, 2026 11:51:53 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know where you get that low of a number, I've been doing this for years and my best time is 3.05min...gun to hand, mag release, confirm rack for empty, position slide and go to it, reassemble to working order, mag back in...now if you're doing a Glock I can understand a 7 second dismantle because any fag with coordinated fingers and a thumb can squeeze a slide catch and separate receiver from slide