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A record of all the cool and crazy stuff Florida Man gets into.

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FAFO Doesn't Extend To Shoplifting      (archive.md)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1.5 years ago (+4/-0)
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'We've changed the looks of his groin forever': Florida deputies open fire, transitioning an armed arson suspect into a detainee     (www.theblaze.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 2.4 years ago (+4/-0)
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https://www.theblaze.com/news/florida-deputies-open-fire-transitioning-an-armed-arson-suspect-into-a-detainee

Sherriff Grady Judd, ladies and gentlemen……
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
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Pinellas Floridaman pours eye drops on nephew’s sandwich to make him ‘puke his brains out,’ police say     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.4 years ago (+5/-1)
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Florida Lawmaker Proposes Bill To Legalize Killing ‘Crack Bears’….. no word yet on the Pasco county nuisance Meth-gators……     (dailycaller.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.2 years ago (+4/-0)
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Debbie does Florida is winding up to be a bad B-Rated low budget trailer park porno…..     (FloridaMan)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 9 months ago (+4/-0)
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I hoped it would scare off some of the New Yorker and Masshole infestation……


Nope- they are all out on the beach at my favorite local tiki bar… I only recognized a couple people after being there 25 years…. Who the fuck are all of you and why aren’t you in a hurricane shelter with a mask on?

Meanwhile- beer floats…. My house is on the same grid as a sewage lift station…. Absolutely the first to be restored if power goes out- haven’t since 2004 when we moved in.
I’ve ran our neighbors power across the street many times via extension cords - on a different transformer….
My genny runs on propane too- always grab peoples thrown out tanks and exchange them. Have plenty of stabilized ethanol free 5-gal gas tanks. If shit hits the fan- I’d trade the gas for 3-4 propane tanks…. I’ll run my camper on LP alone.


Plenty of bullets …. Florida has a castle doctrine


Edits- drunk typing
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Florida man allegedly pistol whips, shoots friend in both legs while drunk     (www.foxnews.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.7 years ago (+4/-1)
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Doxxing @Con77     (old.reddit.com)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to FloridaMan 1 month ago (+5/-2)
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Yeah, I’m thinking Rome is back.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to FloridaMan 3 years ago (+8/-6)
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Fact: Floridians are the most powerful race in the world.
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Florida burglars spotted driving pickup with ‘stolen tag’ written on cardboard, deputies say     (www.clickorlando.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 2.3 years ago (+2/-0)
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con77 when hes told hes in an evacuation zone     (twitter.com)
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 1.7 years ago (+2/-0)
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1696872744355234170

too much work to move all these guns
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Oh @con77...‘American ingenuity at its weirdest’: Florida man breaks the ‘law against stupidity’     (www.msn.com)
submitted by paul_neri to FloridaMan 1.6 years ago (+2/-3)
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Floridawoman hires attorney to sue Hershey for 5 million Shekels because her Reese’s Pumpkins didn’t have faces….     (www.wfla.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 1.3 years ago (+2/-0)
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https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/5m-lawsuit-tampa-bay-woman-sues-hersheys-over-reeses-candy-without-faces/

Sad thing is she does have a point (I guess) and will probably make the (((attorney))) a decent payday.
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Florida man takes leak in store’s ‘beer cave,’ police say     (www.clickorlando.com)
submitted by Steelerfish to FloridaMan 3 years ago (+2/-1)
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https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/04/21/urine-trouble-florida-man-takes-leak-in-stores-beer-cave-police-say/

$113.36/6=$18.83 per case.

That means it wasn’t the Busch light so I would’ve been safe if I accidentally happened to be in the Shithole called Brevard county that day…
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Florida Man Bitten 41 Times by Rabid Otter, Otter also attacked dog before being captured      (www.newser.com)
submitted by carnold03 to FloridaMan 1.6 years ago (+1/-0)
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A Look Back: The Top Florida Man Stories of 2023     (redstate.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1.3 years ago (+1/-0)
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I thought gender affirming care is legal?     (www.bbc.com)
submitted by globaltrekker to FloridaMan 11 months ago (+1/-0)
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Looks Like We're Gonna Need A Floridawymxnz Soon      (baynews9.com)
submitted by Clubberlang to FloridaMan 1 year ago (+0/-0)
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AMERICAN PATRIOT! GOD SPEED!      (x.com)
submitted by Trumpman1488 to FloridaMan 6 months ago (+1/-2)
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Origin of the Tomahawk Chop     (youtu.be)
submitted by TOVA to FloridaMan 3.5 years ago (+-4/-0)
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@con77 taking a swim in Florida!     (youtu.be)
submitted by paul_neri to FloridaMan 2 years ago (+0/-4)
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