Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

https://youtu.be/B_MaWMcMjrU

I'm sitting at home all by myself drinking and pissed off that I can't properly celebrate our Nation's Birthday because it's raining.
I have a BOGO coupon for Marco's Pizza and I need you goats to talk me out of using it so I don't get bloated and have diarrhea for the rest of the week.
Please help...

Patrice O’Neal Implores White Men To Trust Their Instincts (youtube.com)

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Ebony Alerts in California (youtube.com)

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Even More SNL Black Jokes (youtube.com)

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Stay Fresh (youtube.com)

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Good Question, Katt! (youtube.com)

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The Shitposter Wassail (www.youtube.com)

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Lewis Sings Dylan (Martin Short -SCTV) (www.youtube.com)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN0l73uDeEA

What's the album price Jerry? https://youtu.be/rN0l73uDeEA?t=153

I’m Noticing Female Standup Comedians are Getting Better/More Sophisticated (comedy)

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I watch a lot of Youtube Shorts of comedians/comediennes and have recently been pleasantly surprised with the departure I’m seeing from Amy Schumer-esque tits ‘n’ twat routines into cleaner routines that depart from sexualized comedy and go more into family fare and Seinfeld-esque, clean, observational humor.
It’s like the free market has told the Amy Schumers, Awkwafinas, etc of the world “ENOUGH WITH YOUR MORONIC BULLSHIT” and the next generation of females have now upped their game or at least hired some writers. I’m even seeing improved comedic timing, delivery and crowd engagement. For probably 10+ years we’ve endured terrible female comedians who were trying to be an extremely unfunny female version of Dave Attell.

Chapelle on “groups of people.” (youtube.com)

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George Carlin: Agent of Entropy. (files.catbox.moe)

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As funny as it all seems, this fucking piece of shit is nothing more than a disruptor. Same goes for Dave CHappelle and the like.

EDIT: Credit to https://youtu.be/z8WE23x3CCQ?si=76QxBFkRDkI_m15c

GAY WATER (invidious.slipfox.xyz)

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https://invidious.slipfox.xyz/watch?v=pMV11WDJ9qE&listen=false

I think someone posted a shorter version of this, but this chick slayed those booster loving kikefaggots.

I Really Miss Eating Some Stallone Cuts and Watching The Professor Brothers (youtu.be)

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Juiceman: Classic Jim Carrey Skit (youtu.be)

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Li’l Nog Gets Fitted For a Suit (youtube.com)

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More SNL Black Jokes (youtube.com)

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Hahahahaha@Tim Dillon Calling Out This Pretentious Shithead Whoever He Is (youtube.com)

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Funny Dissection of Youtube Chiropractors (www.youtube.com)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwPIinIDbvY

I watch some of these channels. It's funny how most of the women who need adjustments with some of these chiros have huge breasts and asses that the camera man concentrates on. One guy seems to have an entire clientele of B-level strippers who are obviously mentally ill and have all of these tats and piercings.

I Know That Most of You Think Women Can’t Be Funny, But Kristen Wiig Impressions are Really Good So Fuck Off (youtu.be)

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telling the wife i'm not getting her a xmas present (youtu.be)

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https://youtu.be/qTgK2nZO5jA

this is so funny and sweet. he gave her what she wanted because now she is a mother :)

The Benny Hill Show - Cruise on the S.S. Rumpo (1971) (www.youtube.com)

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Bobby Lee Tells Very Believable Story of Hollywood Witchcraft Seance (youtube.com)

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https://youtube.com/shorts/eNhcJg0QUkw?feature=share

I totally believe this. There is some truth to Alex Jones talking about inter-dimensional demons. I am not sure they really exist, but I’m quite sure there are some evil people and just plain hedonists who do believe they exist and are engaged in some dark practices that harken back to thousands of years ago. Whether or not that shit works for them remains to be seen, but i suspect they strongly believe it and will do whatever they can (blood orgies, human sacrifice) to try to get their way.

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