Was just thinking about this phrase the other day. Then I remembered all the little embarrassing mishaps I've seen people do weather they know it or not.
There was that fat guy who tried to hop over a parking curb and dropped his big gulp.
That time Sean couldn't stop farting during the situp portion of the presidential fittness thingy in 5th grade.
That time I was walking home from school and and I hit my head on the corner of a sign...
Gay people on voat went from "TND TKD" to "Give this kike grifter your sheckles" to "Let's import half a million south african white niggers to Connecticut" back to "TND TKD" in the span of like a week.
I remember being in school, I would say "Fuck teachers" every day to anyone who would listen. When I stopped going to school, I stopped saying "Fuck teachers".
I used drain cleaner and bleach. For some reason the kid who taught me how to do it had me convinced you needed to put some aluminum foil balls in too, but I don't think you do. A good shake, a granny style free-throw and run the other way. Simpler times.
I actually used to work with a nigger who would go on about "all dis nonsense. senseless killins and shit. and it's my own people doin it." So he seemed pretty self aware. Then he got fired for sleeping in his car on the clock all the time so let's just give him partial credit.
Do people really give a shit how many people saw their comment? If I make a comment, it's for you, and maybe the next guy. No need to bring back old school hit counters for every comment. Old school hit counters for every thread though? That's a good idea. I like the ones that look like those old nixie tubes.
Reminds me of the "magic word" theory. They don't know how language works, just that certain sounds make certain things happen. I think "orimabeatdafuckoutchu" is supposed to mean "please" to them.
>niggaz ain't yoosin dey awn skrilla foe deyt! Bonesahqweefah need dey hair eeen naylz dun urrry week sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!!
After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we will not be allocating the requested startup capital for your proposal at this time. Our current financial resources are committed to ongoing obligations, including recurring expenditures in the area of personal care and maintenance.
Yeah it has its... moments. I guess you have to if you wanna get on network tv. That's why it surprised me when they said "Here's a tranny. He's fucking crazy and shuns reality, figuratively and literally and has no redeeming qualities."
People form parasocial relationships with tiktokers and youtubers they've known about for 2 days. Now imagine it's someone they grew up watching while being told
"Hey look at this really important famous thing this really important famous person did!"
every time they turn on the tv.
A man walks into a town he's never been to before. Just as he enters the border, a huge wildcat pounces on him. It knocks him to the ground, then walks away satisfied. He walks into the nearest bar and tells the bartender what happened.
"Yeah, that's the town pastor." he says. "At least it was..."
"What happened to him?" the man asked.
"He prayed every day for god to help him be a loving shepherd for everyone in town. But man, did he love spoonerisms..."
I have the opposite problem. I don't try to hide my contempt, and people fuckin' love me for it... at first. Then they realize I'm not joking and don't talk to me.
It's a good system, the first stage is a bit rocky though.
JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 2 days ago
That's a lot of jews. Do single sperm cells count? Fire up the masturbation machine.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 days ago
Was just thinking about this phrase the other day. Then I remembered all the little embarrassing mishaps I've seen people do weather they know it or not.
There was that fat guy who tried to hop over a parking curb and dropped his big gulp.
That time Sean couldn't stop farting during the situp portion of the presidential fittness thingy in 5th grade.
That time I was walking home from school and and I hit my head on the corner of a sign...
The list goes on. People don't forget.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 4 days ago
Fuck you, Poo is funny. I'd rather step in dog poo than dog shit.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 4 days ago
Gay people on voat went from "TND TKD" to "Give this kike grifter your sheckles" to "Let's import half a million south african white niggers to Connecticut" back to "TND TKD" in the span of like a week.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 5 days ago
I remember being in school, I would say "Fuck teachers" every day to anyone who would listen. When I stopped going to school, I stopped saying "Fuck teachers".
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 5 days ago
I used drain cleaner and bleach. For some reason the kid who taught me how to do it had me convinced you needed to put some aluminum foil balls in too, but I don't think you do. A good shake, a granny style free-throw and run the other way. Simpler times.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 5 days ago
So they extend, but they don't retract? Ok. And how is that different from fingernails?
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 1 week ago
If you wanna get people on your side, best not to let them know you think they're a brain-fucked retard who's easily manipulated. Even if they are.
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JohnnyKarateChop 3 points 1 week ago
I actually used to work with a nigger who would go on about "all dis nonsense. senseless killins and shit. and it's my own people doin it." So he seemed pretty self aware. Then he got fired for sleeping in his car on the clock all the time so let's just give him partial credit.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 1 week ago
Do people really give a shit how many people saw their comment? If I make a comment, it's for you, and maybe the next guy. No need to bring back old school hit counters for every comment. Old school hit counters for every thread though? That's a good idea. I like the ones that look like those old nixie tubes.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 1 week ago
Vampires are weak to garlic so that makes sense.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 1 week ago
Reminds me of the "magic word" theory. They don't know how language works, just that certain sounds make certain things happen. I think "orimabeatdafuckoutchu" is supposed to mean "please" to them.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 1 week ago
>niggaz ain't yoosin dey awn skrilla foe deyt! Bonesahqweefah need dey hair eeen naylz dun urrry week sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!!
After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we will not be allocating the requested startup capital for your proposal at this time. Our current financial resources are committed to ongoing obligations, including recurring expenditures in the area of personal care and maintenance.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 1 week ago
I was really REALLY hoping that guy would say "I don't know, six million and one?"
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 1 week ago
Yeah it has its... moments. I guess you have to if you wanna get on network tv. That's why it surprised me when they said "Here's a tranny. He's fucking crazy and shuns reality, figuratively and literally and has no redeeming qualities."
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JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 1 week ago
People form parasocial relationships with tiktokers and youtubers they've known about for 2 days. Now imagine it's someone they grew up watching while being told
"Hey look at this really important famous thing this really important famous person did!"
every time they turn on the tv.
People are fuckin' stupid, man.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 1 week ago
Spoilers for Mr Robot on the off chance you feel like watching it but the main bad guy
was a tranny that blew his brains out the second the main character told him the world wont change to suit his feelings.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 2 weeks ago
Been playing around with this, don't know what to do with it. Sorry about the shitass audio quality.
https://files.catbox.moe/4an38f.mp3
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JohnnyKarateChop 5 points 2 weeks ago
A man walks into a town he's never been to before. Just as he enters the border, a huge wildcat pounces on him. It knocks him to the ground, then walks away satisfied. He walks into the nearest bar and tells the bartender what happened.
"Yeah, that's the town pastor." he says. "At least it was..."
"What happened to him?" the man asked.
"He prayed every day for god to help him be a loving shepherd for everyone in town. But man, did he love spoonerisms..."
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 2 weeks ago
Dammit I just came here to say that nigger called himself Starsky and Hutch, but wishes he was huggy bear.
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JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 2 weeks ago
A nigglet named "Joshlin". What's next, a little Danish girl named "Mozambiqua"?
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 2 weeks ago
Fortunately for me, I'm neither a grower or a shower. I prefer oranges anyway.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 2 weeks ago
I have the opposite problem. I don't try to hide my contempt, and people fuckin' love me for it... at first. Then they realize I'm not joking and don't talk to me.
It's a good system, the first stage is a bit rocky though.
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JohnnyKarateChop -1 points 2 weeks ago
They're not fucking "17-year-olds". They're fucking 17 "year-olds".
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 2 weeks ago
Wanna trade pink slips? My '98 Turcell for your '58 Thunderbird? They both run on gas.
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