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Trope
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Trope 0 points 11 minutes ago

While I agree with you on cars and the necessity of skilled workers, I’ve never met a mechanic who wasn’t dirt poor. Best thing you can do would be to own the shop. Same for lawn care. Everyone needs lawn care but you don’t want to be the wagie mowing lawns unless it’s the start of your own enterprise.


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Trope 0 points 13 minutes ago

This is exactly right. I have good credit, a comfortable career, and nothing but time. So doctor is the goal.


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Trope 0 points 14 minutes ago

Medical Doctor. I figure it’s just school, school, and more school. That time is going to pass anyway and my best friend and I have a growing profitable business. So just going to grind away until I get there.

Then go rogue and heal people with meat, salt, sunshine, and exercise. And when I’m an old man, I’ll shoot all my buddies in the ass with testosterone. Figure it’s silly to become the master of transient technologies made by big evil corporations grinding cert after cert. if I’m going to be troubleshooting systems, it may as well be ones I care about.


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Trope 4 points 11 hours ago

Yup. David Icke called this out in the late 80s or early 90s. There’s a video of him in front of the British capital listing different countries saying it ultimately leads to Iran. This is exactly why the military camp went from green to tan.

Icke wrote some scary ass books talking about how the elites would hunt down young men with rifles on some island. Dude also claimed Miley Cyrus’s father enjoyed murdering and torturing hobos.


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Trope 1 point 11 hours ago

My understanding is: Raw milk contains the necessary enzyme to help aid in its digestion.

Pasturize the milk and you denature the poor little enzyme. Idiots.


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Trope 1 point 11 hours ago

Get married. Have your spouse sign the mortgage.


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Trope 1 point 11 hours ago

Good shit. The little known prevention and cure for cancer.

But god forbid you make a post about it on Reddit. I remember mentioning it like 10 years ago and some cunt started bitching about how his mother died from cancer and told me to go fuck myself. Fucktards.


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Trope 1 point 11 hours ago

Hell yea, dude.

I carbed up last week. Put on a bunch of water weight. Been doing 24s carnivore the last several days. Once I’m back in ketosis, I’m going to shoot for rolling 72s. Should be very soon since I’ve been doing yard work nonstop.

I’ve put on a lot of muscle on and off bodybuilding over the last 11 years. I would love to get down to 10 - 13% body fat.

Be sure to share your results and post about fasting more often.


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Trope 0 points 11 hours ago

No. But my old friend from high school did. Twice. The first time, he said he visited a massage parlor in Japan. Weeb.

The second time, he said he had an escort come to his apartment. City fag.. I asked: “Where do you find escorts and is that legal?” He explained it’s a donation-based loophole. Sounds like bullshit to me. His website is tryst.link

So if you’re bored, you can browse the listings but I think you have to make an account. I’d advise abstaining.

Oh, this is a Paul_Neri post. Shalom, Neri.


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Trope 0 points 11 hours ago

Bro, if I had $100k to spend, I’d expand my business and quit my day job.

No, I’d keep my day job and keep expanding my business and hire employees.


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Trope 0 points 11 hours ago

Well shit, I knew he was gay but I didn’t know *which* gay.


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Trope 5 points 11 hours ago

In my humble opinion, there’s nothing new to be coded. Everything is a framework and piggybacks off decades of real talent.

We’ve hit a peak with computers. These days, the newest operating systems sport unnecessary features no one asked for. Windows 11 made the remarkable and brave change of moving the task bar start button to the middle of the screen. Truly a marvel of modern development.

I got my start as a network fag. Back in school for a more rewarding career. I truly hope to never see another computer as long as I live as a major life goal.


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Trope 0 points 11 hours ago

Nah, just arrange a meeting with all their leaders then, while they are sleeping in their hotel rooms, take them into the basement and give em the old Tsar treatment.


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Trope 1 point 11 hours ago

Like it’s all be excavated? Like all the humans are dead but the raw minerals have been unearthed?

Sweet. So long as the whites of South Africa survive. And presumably the European fags in Morocco.

And the pyramids. If they have to be re-excavated, cool. But let’s keep them.


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Trope 0 points 11 hours ago

Depends on the venue. A family member sells these and I think they sell out quickly at $2.50


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Trope 0 points 11 hours ago

I wonder if some jews really are completely clueless.

I don’t know of the orthodoxies jews in the nice suburb are part of the scheme. Likewise, the secular degenerate joos who aren’t even religious.

Like, they can’t all be in on the scheme can they? I really don’t know.


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Trope 0 points 11 hours ago

I hate when niggers drive like this. They have more faith in brakes for a 1000+ pounds than I do.

And beaners who drive F150s and Silverados like they’re sports cars.


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Can't even get back into that shit hole if I tried. The best years were probably the Advice Animal years of 2010 - 2011.


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Women got together in the church fellowships and worked to serve the community.

While I was still attending the Christian Church, there were 90 year old women keeping busy always working on whatever. They would tell me stories about how much the culture has degraded.


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This song is gay as fuck.

Why did this gay song survive but Tarzan Boy by Baltimora fell by the wayside? It’s bullshit.


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I only have a traveler pellet smoker. I need to get a grill.

For now, the easiest way to get charred meat for cheap is to head on up to Burger King where a Whopper patty is $1. I bring my own salt.


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When I was in high school, the kid who sat in front of me in math class died during winter break. The car flipped over off the highway and he was ejected from the passenger window and crushed by the vehicle.

When the school counselors showed up to explain, many of the girls were crying. My dumb ass had the thought: “Oh man, what if I started laughing right now?” I had this massive grin on my face trying to hold back from laughing. Then I look over at my buddy across the room who starts grinning too knowing exactly how fucking awful it would be if we started laughing. We both sunk our heads down into our arms as if to cry.


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I learn something new every day. Thank you.


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