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gardella
Member for: 3.8 years

scp: 365 (+379/-14)
ccp: 298 (+327/-29)
votes given: 348 (+345/-3)
score: 663





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gardella -1 points 1.7 years ago*

Try Maserati, I'll be past your farm equipment before you can glance up a second time.


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You are what's wrong with drivers in the United States. You make the roads unsafe because you want to control how fast others can drive. I regularly go 120 in 65, because i can afford a car that can do it safely and can afford the lawyer to make tickets go away. So fuck you, you poor, move the fuck over, or take public transit.


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gardella 0 points 1.7 years ago

We have always gotten the "free" dog, runts rule. Our Kengal is only 70lbs but what she lacks in size, she makes up for in speed. Olive Oyl brings us her kills which at first was disconcerting, but the wild animals have learnt to not cut through our yard. I will gladly take the runt any day.


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gardella 0 points 1.7 years ago

Yes, and no. You can turn off the amber and most emergency alerts, but there is a type of alert that passes through. They tested it in 2020, i believe it may even pass through rooted phones.


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gardella 0 points 1.7 years ago

I just got my tax coupons yesterday. I live in limited property tax state, but (((they))) figured out how to get around the limit. My taxes are 400 per year, the fees attached are 3500. There are places that have no property taxes, Monaco, Turks and Cacaos, and the Caymans. There are also countries like Italy that have taxes, but do not take your land if you owe taxes, just do not provide government services till you are current. I have some property in Italy, and hope to buy a little place in Monaco, or the Caymans (depending on how bad the WEF fucks us) soon.


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gardella 2 points 1.7 years ago

Poorly trained dogs, are not the dogs fault. My Kengal could kill and entire elementary school with out much effort. But she has been taught to be kind to tiny humans and to back down from them. Adults on the other hand will not fair so well in the yard.


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gardella 1 point 1.7 years ago

Learn the system, It is not that hard. They have nogs and women working at the highest levels of the IRS. I have been audited a dozen times. The first was the scariest when I was nineteen. I have always come out on top of the audits( so far, I have two pending.) Be a white man read the law and only give them the bare minimum due.


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gardella 0 points 1.8 years ago

check our https://fluxdefense.com, not sure if kiked but interesting ideas


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gardella 0 points 1.8 years ago

They need to be opened slowly. You need to explain that the semites are a large group of people and you hold no animosity to most(Lebanese Jordanians). They will then ask why you hate the jews? Don't fall into the "hate" trap,. Say you don't hate them, but are tired of their in group preferences. Ask them to research it themselves. Point them to resources on the entertainment industry, and banking. Don't push. The smarter males will be back.


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gardella 1 point 1.8 years ago

I love telling people who call me anti semitic, I have nothing against the Lebanese or Jordanians. The confused look is an opening on what is antisemitism, and why that word is racists itself. Why do this group get its own word, what else might they have privilege in. I have used this line to successfully awake normies.


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gardella 2 points 1.8 years ago

here, this should clear it up: https://9gag.com/gag/a7rqvdq


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gardella 2 points 1.8 years ago

Fuck you i'm not crying you are!. One of the best vehicles to learn to drive a manual. C/K series trucks with 350/454 engines, another is the F1/F150 with the 351/460 motors. Very forgiving start in all 4 gears, and if you go down too low the truck will just screech the tires with no damage to the drive train.


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gardella 4 points 1.8 years ago

This gives makes me happy seeing the Genovese waking to the nog problems.


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gardella 2 points 1.8 years ago

I have cut my own hair for over twenty years. Once every two weeks, or sooner if there is a function. I purchased a good pair of Wahl trimmers, one for hair another for my beard. With care they last forever. I have replaced the blade twice. My total in is under 300 federal reserve notes.


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gardella 0 points 1.8 years ago

Always a good idea. My town now has four way reds, for two seconds. It has cut down accidents, this should be every where


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gardella 0 points 1.8 years ago

Doh, copy pasta fail, real link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/doom-loop-walking-tour-san-fran-sells-out


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gardella 3 points 1.9 years ago

I too hate change, but a big NIGGERFAGGOT thank you for keeping the site up.


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gardella 7 points 1.9 years ago

“The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself.” – St. Augustine.


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gardella 1 point 2.0 years ago

I didn't want to use one either, bought it turned it on high and shocked myself. It will get your attention, but it is not painful. I had to use it once, Olive, a Kangal Shepherd Dog, now is on alert, but not violent while walking.


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gardella 1 point 2.0 years ago

personally saw raptor jets over the San Francisco bay area. It'll be months or longer before it kicks off, but the regime is moving pieces on the chessboard.


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gardella 1 point 2.0 years ago

Around the home 12 gauge with #4 buckshot shorties out of a KS7 near the bed for any hallway encounters. 12 gauge with #4 buckshot 3" magnums out of a Remington 970, for front door and driveway encounters. 9mm Critical Duty out of a P320 for walking around town. 9mm Critical Duty out of a LC9 for non permissive areas. 357 Magnum honey Badger solid copper out of a 327 for wandering in the woods. Clean up matters little to me, bleach covers many sins.

This is before my boating accident where i lost them all, of course.


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lost all my bullets in a boating accident


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I'm getting FBI cyber agent openings in my LinkedIn inbox!


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No such thing as "accidental", this was a negligent discharge.
Guns are not toys.

RULE 1
ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

The only exception to this occurs when one has a weapon in his hands and he has personally unloaded it for checking. As soon as he puts it down, Rule 1 applies again.
RULE 2
NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO DESTROY

You may not wish to destroy it, but you must be clear in your mind that you are quite ready to if you let that muzzle cover the target. To allow a firearm to point at another human being is a deadly threat, and should always be treated as such.
RULE 3
KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER TIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

This we call the Golden Rule because its violation is responsible for about 80 percent of the firearms disasters we read about.
RULE 4
BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET

You never shoot at anything until you have positively identified it. You never fire at a shadow, or a sound, or a suspected presence. You shoot only when you know absolutely what you are shooting at and what is beyond it.


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