Stupid story. I was looking out the window and saw a public transportation bus in my niggerville. An advertisement covering the entire bus on the side that I could see had a seemingly White guy smiling with the text , "Injured? Medical malpractice? CALL TOP DOG." The "Top Dog" in niggerville made me laugh and sigh. Then I noticed there was no phone number?!?
Then again, a simple search yields: https://topdoglaw.com/personal-injury-lawyer/pennsylvania/philadelphia/
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all of the_old_ones shitty main screen shenagians. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should see this failure wanna-be-programmer. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of gay the_old_ones will open up such terrifying vistas of shitty programming, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of reddit."
― H.P. Lovecraft
