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JohnnyKarateChop
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Ooooooh you mean like a drug sniffing dog that triggers a probable cause search. I was imagining a COMPLETELY different scenario.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=679e20fde90f8

Nigger is so scared to steal again he's starting to turn White.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=679c4a3cbce04

I was just thinking, someone more engineerically inclined could nigger-rig that box to somehow mix 2 well-known household cleaning agents together when opened to create some kind of anti-nigger cloud.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67996fade94c3

Maybe she learned somehow that if you take care of the livestock, the livestock will (in the future) produce food for you. Maybe they're finally starting to evolve forward-thinking abilities. Give it another 500,000 years and maybe they'll learn to be productive members of society.

...Or maybe they just smell the same so she got confused. They're confused easily.


/v/NiggerCulture viewpost?postid=6799b07ede92f

I highly doubt that's true, but I don't care enough to look into it. However if I ever hear anyone ask about the origin of the phrase, I will step in and tell them this.
If they press further, I'll admit that I'm just talking out of my ass, but if they just accept it, that's on them.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67944d89396e2

He was just looking for more people to kill because the rest all ran away racistly. Until he caught his own reflection in the school trophy case.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=67914cbf185e9

>But no other breed of dog shall be euthanized.
Well, maybe the ones that are so inbred that they can't breath or lack the range on motion to even chew on their own ass. As a mercy.


/v/Memes viewpost?postid=679172be1fbc2

They think they're rebelling against "the powers that be" by circlejerking about how much they like niggers and fags and what-have-you because that's what "the powers that be" (universities, corporations, and hollywood) are telling them to do.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=679091a17841b

No it wasn't. People will bitch and moan for a few days then shamble on over to whatever jewish-made social media they roll out to replace it and life will continue uninterrupted.


/v/AnonTalk viewpost?postid=678d2fd7b78d6

Looks like the same ol' zuckerborg to me. Looks like he just got tired of looking like Michael Cera's Agent Smith cosplay and would rather look like "my rap career is gonna take off any day now, mom. I don't need a job." I couldn't think of a name for that one.


/v/conspiracy viewpost?postid=678ad9c1e7ea4

I've always wanted to call one of those UFO hotlines and say I was abducted by aliens, but describe being kidnapped by illegal immigrants. Wonder how long it would take for them to catch on. 45 seconds or so probably.


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=678af9f7305e9

The part that fucks with me isn't that they're doing it for the money. People do fucked up shit for less. And obviously they're not waking up in the morning and saying "Let's do some evil shit and fuck up someone's life."(Well, most of them anyway) It's that a fair amount of them think they're doing a good thing. Yeah some of them know it's harmful and just don't care. That's to be expected in a profession where you cut into people on a daily basis as pointed out earlier. But the ones that think they're out there saving lives by slicing some kid's tits off and stapling some rolled-up thigh skin to their crotch, then think it's something to be proud of, those ones scare the shit out of me.

I'm not smart enough to remember the quote, and too lazy to google it, but something like "An evil tyrant's bloodlust will eventually be sated. But a benevolent tyrant will work tirelessly for their whole lives because they think they're doing good."


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67899e32880a6

Probably because her Engrish no so good so "white" = "american" = "niggers and stuff".


/v/MeanwhileOnTwitter viewpost?postid=6788824b9d66d

I was walking down the street one night. Wearing a hoodie, hands in my pockets, basically no skin visible from behind. A cop drives by, slows down, sees my face, drives away. Fuck, I love being white.


/v/BadCopNoDonut viewpost?postid=678797ebc9cc2

The accent is funny, but the words are true. The best kind of racism in my opinion. I fully agree with Sum Dum Ho. China no rike fat nigger. You go now.


/v/MeanwhileOnTwitter viewpost?postid=6788824b9d66d

I used to work at papa johns, and when random people would come in and say
"I'm here to pick up my order I just need to use the bathroom real quick" I would just say
"It's cool, I don't really enforce the sign" referring to the costomers only sign on the bathroom door.

But I worked in a very white part of town so I was lucky in that regard.


/v/ClownWorld viewpost?postid=6785c907c29d5

Was it even a pun though? Looks like auto-correct gone rogue to me. The vasectomy comment looks photoshopped in though.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=678580e37bd8c

Hookworms. They grow in human feces so if you don't dig your outhouse deep enough they can actually tunnel up to the surface and into your bare feet. They cause lethargy and "brain fog" which supposedly helped the stereotype of southerners being lazy and stupid.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=678297d853ffe

Holy shit that's awful.
"Police said Jennira..."
Oh, ok, nevermind.


/v/Crime viewpost?postid=67816db764ee6

Ok, so we've established that you are NOT sure that image is areal photograph... now


/v/news viewpost?postid=6781f58f13387

Racist enough to know that that wigger who made the fruity little reaction video is almost old enough to be beyond saving.


/v/AnonTalk viewpost?postid=6781c416d66db

Complaining about not getting free shit (or just a little bit of free shit) is niggerish and tacky. I bet if they call it a "bonus" they would be flipping out even more.


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=67745d73904a1

Never heard of 81m.org.

"To continue using this website, download this add-on!"
Yeah I trust that like I trust a black dentist.


/v/AnonTalk viewpost?postid=6767785485a25