Honestly, I don't understand how niggers, faggots, anyone really, can feel comfortable being called a "protected group". If you feel like you need daddy government to "protect" you from harsh words and consequences, maybe stop stealing, grooming kids, shitting in the street, chopping each other's hands off for minor crimes, etc..
Getting out guns-blazing and shouting some cryptic-ass command like "Step back to my voice"(which is probably a lyric in whatever song this mud monkey was listening to) was the wrong play for sure. But if that niggette would have just stopped for 2 seconds to think it over... actually she wouldn't have figured it out. She did step backwards when he said step back though, so at least she tried.
Also, "It's an emergency, I'm out of gas, I work at Amazon" are fucking top-shelf excuses!
Looks to me like some nigger just tried to murder some lady with a shopping cart, but luckily the text at the top cleared up any confusion. That nog needs to be stabbed in the gut and buried in the sand.
You know when you see something, then forget about it for years, until someone or something triggers it in your mind?
https://xkcd.com/699/
I need to start reading these again,
Clothes don't make the man. A guy in crocs and socks, a dirty REO Speedwagon tour shirt from the 90's and a rat tail that says "Please" and "Thank you" to the gas station clerk has more class than a nigger in a business suit blasting his shitty music from his phone on a crowded bus.
"Wizards aint gon' be late, and they aint gon' be early. They show up when they show up."
"You aint GETTIN' past this here line" Gandalf shouted drunkenly at the Balrog.
"Go on, get outta here ya idjits" as he's dragged into the pits of Moria.
No, it's like those old email scams from a nigerian prince in broken English. They did it intentionally to weed out anyone who isn't a complete retard.
If they're a child star, you can pretty much guarantee it's the parents' thing and not the kids. What 12 year old knows how to get in touch with a casting director or an agent?
JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 5 months ago
Never heard of 81m.org.
"To continue using this website, download this add-on!"
Yeah I trust that like I trust a black dentist.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 5 months ago
A happy story with a happy ending. I feel inspired! Merry Christmas!
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 5 months ago
Honestly, I don't understand how niggers, faggots, anyone really, can feel comfortable being called a "protected group". If you feel like you need daddy government to "protect" you from harsh words and consequences, maybe stop stealing, grooming kids, shitting in the street, chopping each other's hands off for minor crimes, etc..
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 5 months ago
She's gonna lock herself in a dark closet and bang her head against the ceiling until she throws up.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 5 months ago
Maybe a project for next year. Glad you like it.
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JohnnyKarateChop 8 points 6 months ago
We all deserve a happy ending for Christmas. Merry Christmas, goat.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 6 months ago*
Getting out guns-blazing and shouting some cryptic-ass command like "Step back to my voice"(which is probably a lyric in whatever song this mud monkey was listening to) was the wrong play for sure. But if that niggette would have just stopped for 2 seconds to think it over... actually she wouldn't have figured it out. She did step backwards when he said step back though, so at least she tried.
Also, "It's an emergency, I'm out of gas, I work at Amazon" are fucking top-shelf excuses!
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JohnnyKarateChop 3 points 6 months ago
Looks to me like some nigger just tried to murder some lady with a shopping cart, but luckily the text at the top cleared up any confusion. That nog needs to be stabbed in the gut and buried in the sand.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 6 months ago
I don't really care about their politics. I can scoff at 1 woke bullshit virtue-signaling comic strip as long as I can giggle at 9 funny ones.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 6 months ago
Because in a blurry 256x512 wide-shot it's hard to see their stubble and jawlines.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 6 months ago
You know when you see something, then forget about it for years, until someone or something triggers it in your mind?
https://xkcd.com/699/
I need to start reading these again,
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 6 months ago
Clothes don't make the man. A guy in crocs and socks, a dirty REO Speedwagon tour shirt from the 90's and a rat tail that says "Please" and "Thank you" to the gas station clerk has more class than a nigger in a business suit blasting his shitty music from his phone on a crowded bus.
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JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 6 months ago
"Wizards aint gon' be late, and they aint gon' be early. They show up when they show up."
"You aint GETTIN' past this here line" Gandalf shouted drunkenly at the Balrog.
"Go on, get outta here ya idjits" as he's dragged into the pits of Moria.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 6 months ago
No, it's like those old email scams from a nigerian prince in broken English. They did it intentionally to weed out anyone who isn't a complete retard.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 6 months ago
No it says right there it's a real photo. Can't you read?
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JohnnyKarateChop 6 points 6 months ago
Rainbows are beautiful and you're a faggot if you think otherwise.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 6 months ago
What kind of pick-up line would you even use on a goat?
"Hey, name's Billy. Can I ram ewe?"
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 6 months ago
If they're a child star, you can pretty much guarantee it's the parents' thing and not the kids. What 12 year old knows how to get in touch with a casting director or an agent?
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 6 months ago
Are you drunk or something and intentionally being cringe? Are you trying to recreate the navy seal copypasta? Can I be your enemy too?
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 6 months ago
I think something got lost in translation. It's not a disability. It's an inability to put the fork down or take a walk in the morning.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 6 months ago
You know what, when you're right, you're right.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 6 months ago
I don't know why you want it, but here ya go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzBNG-HH15E
Click at your own risk.
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JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 6 months ago
I used a dish rag to clean up some hydrogen peroxide once. Turns out that, too, can disintegrate cotton.
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JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 6 months ago
I think you got you Joker memes mixed up with your Kermit memes.
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JohnnyKarateChop 4 points 7 months ago
You mean at 0:48? That was a native american, man, my good sir.
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