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TheBigGuyFromQueens
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I know nogs very well. I grew up around them and have worked with them my whole life. Let me give you a frightening glimpse into their “thought process:”

In his mind, he is doing a favor by simply giving money in exchange for goods/services. He feels that the proprietor of the place should really be giving him the gum for free. After all, this guy chose to open a store in his neighborhood where they all go to buy things, so he should “give back to the community” because Blacks have been through slavery and it’s hard being a nigga(er) and it’s just a pack of gum. The guy behind the counter should be happy because he could have just as easily stolen it. Really, he thinks about robbing this store very often, but knows that it would violate his parole and send him back to prison. That makes him angry. In his mind, he jealously hates this guy for owning this store or even just being able to hold down a job like a non-nigger. But what can he do? He doesn’t want any more trouble with the cops because if he assaults the guy in a jealous rage, he’ll be arrested. If he steals, he’ll be trespassed and this is the closest store to his home that he already doesn’t have beef at, so all he can do is begrudgingly patronize this place that represents the modest success that he will be never have, so he performs little micro-aggressions to express his contempt for the system he feels he is trapped in.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=683096aa98159

She’s obviously too young to have mothered either of you. She is one’s sister and the other’s wife.


/v/WTF viewpost?postid=6830604e9c03c

Someone should have held a pillow over her face.


/v/WTF viewpost?postid=6830604e9c03c

I like the way you think. If that joint had more fuck pens, I could have used you as an Assistant Manager for sure.


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Good help is hard to find.

Reminds me of my time managing that man brothel in Bali. My customer base was great. Mostly horny old birds from Britain, South Africa and Australia looking for a good back rub and some foreign pipe. But I had this one jizzmopper named Fang and he would really get under my skin when it came to cleaning the joint. Very wasteful with the cleaning products. I would always tell him: “Only use one cap of bleach for every 55 gallon drum of water.” This guy would put two…sometimes 3 whole capfuls of bleach in. Would never listen. Cutting into my bottom line, this guy was. What did he think he was mopping? The Taj Mahal? It’s wall to wall man whores and old dusty muffs. They don’t need 5-star cleaning. Just get the spooge off of the floor.


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Good help is hard to find.

Reminds me of my time managing that man brothel in Bali. My customer base was great. Mostly horny old birds from Britain, South Africa and Australia looking for a good back rub and some foreign pipe. But I had this one jizzmopper named Fang and he would really get under my skin when it came to cleaning the joint. Very wasteful with the cleaning products. I would always tell him: “Only use one cap of bleach for every 55 gallon drum of water.” This guy would put two…sometimes 3 whole capfuls of bleach in. Would never listen. Cutting into my bottom line, this guy was. What did he think he was mopping? The Taj Mahal? It’s wall to wall man whores and old dusty muffs. They don’t need 5-star cleaning. Just get the spooge off of the floor.


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I didn’t read any of that, so I’m just going to intuitively give you the advice you need:

Get the surgery. There are doctors in Sweden who can work miracles. There is no need for the unsightly bulge that comes with tucking. De-dong and dilate. You deserve to live your best life.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=682f9c2b77e45

George Karl is German/American and you can tell just by looking at his face and head shape. Poppovich is some sort of Serb or Slav. Probably a Serb.


/v/Sports viewpost?postid=682f8ed176cbc

I don’t work at a bank and I have licenses that are not transferable or appllicable other locales, but that has little to do with this video thst takes place im I believe Ohio.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=682eab3926e03

For real. I'm not waiting until I'm 65. Fuck that. Tired of being a tax serf commuter nigger for the system. I'm cashing out when I'm 55 or 56 and waiting for Social Security to kick in when I'm 62 or 63.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=682e51aa55680

Pretty sure that is the South African President.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=682e559e1f1e4

The whole situation reminds of when I was a 19 year-old pool boy for an elderly heiress and she would want me to apply suntan lotion to her inner thighs. I was completely out of my depth (no pun intended) because of class differences, a lack of wisdom and life experiences and I didn’t understand the underlying nuances of what being a pool boy entailed. Why was this woman moaning? Couldn’t her husband apply this lotion? Soon after, I was dismissed by a butler with a small severance envelope and instructed not to return to the mansion or the yacht club. I had to sign an NDA regarding not associating her name or defects in her appearance including genitals and stretch marks. I was mortified at the time, but later on in life I just realized that I was just ill-prepared and out of my element.


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Kinda dumb. If you’re going to have a cuckcentric site, at least spell the word right. Fucking 100 IQ mouthbreather shit, but he’s a fucking idiot, so.


/v/Faggots viewpost?postid=682d0d1a05471

THAT A LIE WHITE PEOPLE DONT SEASON THEY FOOD


/v/based_department viewpost?postid=682d06a6731a7

I THINK THE DAUGHTERS NAME WAS SAMANTHA OR SAM


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682ba1f0d7b2c

Oh look, it’s Carl Bucherer doing one of their famous pop ups on the E train!

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Stupid ass.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6828d3f2e5aa4

Shut up stupid. Don’t act like you’re intimately acquainted with the inside of Bucherer, you name-dropping dipshit. Do you think the salespeople are going to let me take pictures of their $10K+ watches playfully and precariously balanced on my thigh, you insufferable cocksucker, you?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6828d3f2e5aa4

If they knew EXACTLY what they were doing, they wouldn't have suffered so many injuries.


/v/Beaners viewpost?postid=682954f2c42e7

Wait a minute: Did these motherfuckers actually create a bridge of...them? Taking on the wasps was frightening enough as it is.


/v/Nature viewpost?postid=6829175a62dc7

Black on Black crime. I thought he was trying to steal the wig. That's a new-ish game people are playing.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=6828f1d4db89c

I think I may be the only one here with luxury watches. I think one other guy has an Omega.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6828d3f2e5aa4

Those are fashion watches. Even if you get a quartz like those, you're better off getting a Seiko, Citizen or Bulova because they actually make their watches and don't farm out the work. They also have more of a heritage.

Today, I'm wearing my Bulova Marine Star from 1999. I bought it back then for about $400. The newer Marine Stars are not as charming. This is the one I bought for myself and then later gave to my father because he was fond of Bulovas and the color blue. Bulova is a heritage NY watch brand. Unfortunately, it was sold to Citizen and they have declined in quality over the past 50 years.


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