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JohnnyKarateChop
Member for: 11 months

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Scandinavian, American, Norwegian, European?

That's the best guess I could come up with, but I think Scandos and Nords are the same thing kinda, and also both European, so I bet I'm wrong. But I also bet I'm close.

Slaying All Niggers, Everywhere?
Smart, Alert, Never relax, Eradicate the jews?


/v/TodayInNiggerNews viewpost?postid=673522db189b8

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "the usual?"
Horse says "I think not" poof. vanishes.
(Explain that Rene Descartes said the thing)
"I should have explained that first, but I'm not one to put Descartes before the horse."

That's the version I know and I dare say, I like it better.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=67247408198a8

Anyone who comes up with some intellectual reason like "it slows my thoughts" or some pitty-party like "life is unbearable when I'm sober" is a ginourmous faggot who should be kicked in the dick.

I smoke weed because weed gets me high and I like being high so leave me alone.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=672490cfe6604

No, you don't get it. Every unnecessary photo you upload to the cloud slightly increases their operating costs. After a while it'll be too much for them to handle. Then they'll be forced - FORCED - to pass the extra cost onto the consumer. This leads to scores of angry customers complaining about their service on social media. This will leave scars on their reputation that will never heal. And all it costs is your dignity and a few hours overtime every week. It's chess, not checkers. I like the piece that look like a boob.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=6723d656c35db

People that make reaction videos should be shot and buried on top of the people that watch them. Double for the ones who just raise their eyebrows or nod the the end of every sentence like it's the first time they're seeing it.

Fuckin' hate people, man.


/v/Truth viewpost?postid=6722c5af2aecb

>Your rap heroes are all faggots and pedophiles.
Yeah, and country and rock stars aren't? I don't really know dick about how the music industry works, but I'm sure there's a decent amount of overlap between the labels that sign Niggalicious and the labels that sign The Good Ol' Boys. Steinbergs all the way down. It's one big monstrous shit sandwich and' we're all happy to take a bite.


/v/news viewpost?postid=671b9e887c85b

Yeah that's pretty weird. Know what else is weird? Taking a photo-op where your supporters all gather round for the opportunity to put a hand on your shoulder like some kind of reality-tv-jesus. You're in a cult, and I ain't talking about christianity.


/v/Weird viewpost?postid=671ab6cbdc6a3

I've only ever lucid dreamt once in my life. When I was like 7 I started a dream, somehow knew I was dreaming, walked outside and it was scary. I was like "Yeah this is gonna be a bad dream. I'm just gonna wake up".
Then I woke up. If I'd have really known about lucid dreaming at the time I would have at least motorboated some giant titties or something.


/v/WhitePeopleThings viewpost?postid=671ab1c6b3a3f

And of course it pulls it's ass out like a chimp presenting itself for a banana.


/v/FunnyVideos viewpost?postid=670f83af1a6c2

The funny thing is, sheriff nigger is probably still going to frequent that burger king thinking he'll get the respect he feels entitled to. They're gonna wipe their ass with his burger patty.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=670f1f3f30fa7

The trailer park kid in me who grew up poor enjoys Super Tux Kart. It's the "Tostino's" pizza and "Mountain Holler" version of Mario Kart.


/v/gaming viewpost?postid=670f1f50e5b66

This is the kind of shit gaymers are into these days? Watching some faggot scrolling through twitter?


/v/AnonTalk viewpost?postid=670d9cb7cfd22

We all know it's pronounced Ja-Ko-Bee.


/v/BANANA viewpost?postid=6708cb6678a61

>Our cockroaches fly and our gators have AIDS

That reminds me of when I worked at a gas station in my 20's. One night a cop came in, all tough looking, had on his gun, scanning the store. All to buy a bag of funyuns and a coke or whatever. Someone came in while I was ringing him up and a cockroach flew in right past the cops face. He freaked out, dropped his shit trying to swat at it. I just said

"...You good?"
He was like "What the hell was that?"
"State bird of Florida."


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=670689296953b

Fun Fact: Their teeth are orange because of the high iron content required to gnaw on tree trunks all day. I could see them being a problem, but nothing some paint-huffing redneck kids with a wrist rocket and a handful of hex nuts can't solve. Fuckin' dimestore beavers.


/v/WeirdNews viewpost?postid=6701c364bd792

Never heard of it. Looks like a show based on the game Warframe? Never played it either.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66fed1c147d24

I was on the Bieber hate train when he first got big. I was maybe 18 so I was like "Haha Justin Bieber is a total faggot. He probably sucks his managers dick and takes it up the ass for the exposure."

A few years later I realized "Yeah he probably was but I'm sure he didn't like it."

Also I'm reminded of this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Edi_hydymNQ


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66fed1c147d24

Because the problem with the post seems to be with eating the elephants more than niggers being too dumb to avoid the need to. Eating elephants isn't really the worst part in my opinion, elephant is probably delicious, hence the mammoth being hunted to extinction.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=66f541f8579a4

Fair point, but on the other hand that was 10,000 years ago. We've since invented farming and domestication of livestock. Things like this don't happen in white countries anymore.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=66f541f8579a4

I'm not sure a few videos of shithole countries will do anything. Most people will just blame it on Whitey and evil, evil colonialism. I think repeated exposure to niggers nigging in their own backyard is sadly the best way.


/v/RaceRealism viewpost?postid=66e86f737696c

>All pastors are pecophiles

No, there are Faptist and Lesbyterian pastors, too.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66e9dec1ea775

You'd still see the same polling numbers on the news. No one would be the wiser.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=66e95b9066f6d

You can tell it's AI because niggers and the slags who live with them can't even teach their dog to sit, let alone perform mitosis before your very eyes.


/v/FatPeopleHate viewpost?postid=66e7c4b93d9dc

Her videos are cool and have some pretty neat science stuff, but god damn her voice is grating, and she always give the. Exact. Same. Energy in them all. Fun at first but it gets tiring. And it feels like she's hamming up the accent for the cameras.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66e858ce4b535