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texasblood
Member for: 3.7 years

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Ain't heard that one in about 35yrs.
Old classics......


/v/funny viewpost?postid=67b7dede044c9

DO IT!
Piss off all them faggotts even more


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b74f5e10ea1

Boy got a tight thong thing working
:bitch


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=67b762550f615

I've already folded the dishes


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b7345d3cc38

Second left swaaallows.
She's a bad bitch


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b6b977a9979

If that's your bullet SEND IT!
Wisdom is knowledge applied


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=67b69a5adb96b

WHO THE FUCK REALLY CARES?
They gonna israel ok folks.
Fuck'em!


/v/WorldNews viewpost?postid=67b5d653a473e

Why?
Not enough man ass in the pics?
Faggot......


/v/pics viewpost?postid=67b67530787bd

Naah just hung like one.
I put it in and walk up.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b4bc532aa75

Yet the stupid fucks "just forgot" the crown has and will always own Canada.
That pussy never worked,it was one puppet pussy move after another.
Comparing to Biden it's clear where the crown stands🤔
Eye on the crown not israel.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b59bbc3af19

The entirety is compromised.
You simply do not "hide".
Forensics has evolved light years.
Hackers are being shredded now.


/v/programming viewpost?postid=67b5ebab1198a

Says a cornbread shitstain come on!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b4bc532aa75

LOL HA,HA,HA
The visual of the bleeding hicky on his ass is crazy.
Collegiate Ass Suck level 4.


/v/news viewpost?postid=67b49b3963009

Two words
Ugly
Stank
Easily interchangeable and in some cases it's one word.
Very simular to the phrase "damnyankee"


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=67b43612c8b4c

What have you done for it?
🐑 loading please stand-by.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b426ece0944

Dude got a mouth on him.
Cant wait till he starts VP flexing,should be hilarious the damage he'll do to media


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b3e6d6a1b83

Fuck all four of you douche drainage


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b34ca85ca31

Fuck!
Ready in 94 and 2K
Balls deep,stay ready


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b29536948ec

Arcades and Laundry places back in the day.
You would see one randomly and think of those places miles away.


/v/Mildlyinteresting viewpost?postid=67b21e9cb92fc

No TV over 28yrs and no radio coming on 10yrs.
Times changed,so did I.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67b22a1f15e55