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Scyber
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I drove my car to death. 2001 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP coupe. All leather. Bose sound system. Moon roof. Had it for 13 years and it was my baby until the engine blew and it would cost more in parts and labor than what I paid for it. Only had 2 more years to go before it was considered a classic car in my state.

I know - PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac.


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So 2 jews get murdered in the name of Palestine and now everyone has to suffer?
How fucking entitled can you get.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=68321c9742712

Thanks for your concern but I just want to be left alone.


/v/NewsoftheFucktards viewpost?postid=6830e4016648d

Fuck that ivory tickling jew.


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I'm a CNC machinist. I pretty much make enough to pay my bills and eat & have little to save.

You're absolutely correct about evil people living longer out of spite - My mother is extremely spiteful at 69 years old and doesn't look like she's slowing down even though she smokes a pack of mini-cigars every day. Yet she told me she got 4 covid shots during the lockdowns so I'm praying her cunt-ass dies soon because I'm sick and tired of dealing with her entitled attitude and belittling me. My father died in 1985 and my uncle (brother of my dad) said he committed suicide in order to get away from my mom. I don't know if it's true but as I get older and realize how mentally unstable my mom is, I wouldn't doubt it.
And that's another thing that has seriously fucked me up - Not having my biological father be there for me - Instead I've had abusive "makeshift" "fathers" who were drunks and physically beat me when I wasn't dumped off at an unregistered baby sitter's house while my mom went to work and didn't pick me up for 3 days.
That's how fucked up I am.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=682f9c2b77e45

I've been looking on CL. See my comment below about the weirdo types of people looking for roommates in this area. There's something in the water.


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Scyber 2 points 3 weeks ago*

Thanks for the advice. And my mom is headset on not having me move in. She offered to help pay a security deposit if I find a place. And I don't want to live with her either - She's almost 70 and has a nasty attitude plus she's a chain smoker - She smokes those Cheyenne mini-cigars and when I visited her on Mother's Day, her whole place smelled like cigarettes and got all over my clothes. I understand that's just a small thing to complain about, but I don't smoke cigs (420 sometimes) but her shitty attitude is what makes life hard for me. She's honestly my mortal enemy -I have NEVER had a good relationship with her because she's such an entitled cunt.
When her husband died (My abusive stepdad) she told me she stayed with him for 30 years and was glad she was able to get a condo and new car out of him while he was still alive. That's how bad she is.
I'm an o nly child and she STILL complains that I'll never give her grandkids. I can't form legitimate relationships with women because of all the abuse I was subjected to growing up It's ALL because of her.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=682f9c2b77e45

If I had a car I'd move out of state immediately.


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Scyber 1 point 3 weeks ago

I've been looking on craigslist but there's a good number of weirdos looking for roommates. There's one guy who posts every week looking for a roommate but he's a nudist and mentions it in his ads. That's the type of fucked up shit in this area.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=682f9c2b77e45

That's the whole point of the joke.


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=681ff94847d54

White wannabe niggers (wiggers) from Ireland that make nigger music and hate jews are getting canceled.
It's all so tiring.


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Imagine believing this bullshit.


/v/funny viewpost?postid=681b5ee31bd9a

That really wouldn't work because people would think the people wearing the shirts are the jews


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Scyber 1 point 1 month ago

Get shirts that say "Nuke israel" or go a step further with "The jews Should Have a Gas!"


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Scyber 1 point 1 month ago

Looks like Russian writing on those yellow trash bins.
I could be wrong.


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Scyber 1 point 1 month ago

She looks like a coal burner and talks like one too. Can't wait for her to do a 180 and claim "bLaCk lIvEz MaTtEr" as she runs off with all that money just like Rittenhouse did.
Hahahahahahahaha


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=681535b3ab200

I can guarantee you that she was or is a coal burner and supported blm in 2020 because she's from Minnesota.
Can't wait for her to backtrack and do a 180 saying "bLaCk lIvEz MaTtEr" and run off with the money just like Kyle Rittenhouse did.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=68157260837ff

Just wait until all you dumbass faggots find out it was all a scam. I'll be laughing my ass off.
NO REFUNDS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=68157260837ff

You're the dumbass donating to a kike. Shiloh is a massive kike name.
A fool and his money are easily parted.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=68157260837ff

I don't know who's more insufferable, Kevin Smith or Seth Rogan.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6812b19c12bde

[This was more likely the reason why chat wasn't working for BigGuy](https://youtube.com/shorts/NueJgMpbXoE?si=BJCHhY3yOpdmfQ4b)


/v/UpgoatDev viewpost?postid=68087466b7f66

Damn. South Park was right 10+ years ago with the Kanye loves fishsticks episode.
Fish Dicks (Fish, prison slang for new prisoners).


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