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jokersmild
Member for: 4.3 years

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OMG yes I remember these.

I'm pretty sure that if you let a 9-year-old read these books today and send the school that Mom would probably get a note home from the teacher asking why the child still has access to material like this even after the "George Carlin" incident.


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=61c0f52face51

They're already gone to "evidence". Five Oh raided him the other day and got two 9mm's that AR, and a whole bunch of meth.

Dude kept trying to tell me that "It's all legal."
I kept trying to tell him to read the fine print again.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61baadb54e7b3

No you shouldn't buy one. What you should do is wait until your neighbor who's bought three of them and has been printing firearms with them, wait for him to go to jail and then pick them up at the police auction.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61baadb54e7b3

Waffle House doesn't test... Also, free waffles


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6174112e91e3b

It can't be any more of a train wreck than "Plenty of Whales" right?


/v/dating viewpost?postid=6166fb95444cc

We'll figure out dinner reason to go to eat in south America so the cocaine can follow again like I'm the 80s


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=612331476a698

>>rabbits to bison,
funnel cakes to cheese curds,
grilled lamb to rib eye,
tilt a whirl to flying swings,
milk shakes to cotton candy...,

<< And all the Midway games run by junkies


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6111d553d3a9d

I constantly tell people that I'd the government have a fuckstick about your teeth they would give you a checkup every year.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61115a775f85e

Just a little of the top please.

Said the man to his barber.


/v/WatchPeopleDie viewpost?postid=60f8e35b383aa

Where is the link to the channel?


/v/MoviesWithGoats viewpost?postid=60f5c073f2544

Pillar of the black community.

Frequent shopper at planned Parenthood

Eugenesist's wet dream


/v/funny viewpost?postid=60e6662d9616b

You read so deeply in to the situation... Truly, you must be from the line of Sherlock Holmes?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6071faa00e691

California?
Try again.
Try harder.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6071faa00e691

Yay!!!! LET THE BANS BEGIN!!!!

Can I get the ban hammer like back in the good ole days?


/v/soapdoxbanhammer viewpost?postid=60397a702467d

IKR... Imagine folks having no shame around the same time a super popular show called "Shameless" is on the Telli?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=60606fde35417

uh... It's only 45 minutes from Foley Alabama to Milton Fl.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=60606fde35417

Is there a Paul Simon is a piece of shit canary?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=605e585f862af

Now who could be interested in hiding their nose?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=605cb01992fa7

Thanks... I got it from here.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=605be4dfa272c

It worked for a second and then back to purple.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=605be4dfa272c

In one of the frames of the video a cop's shield disintegrates from a rock. I'd start to pass on the overtime I get for riot duty.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=60578e5126f27