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Mike_Martini
Member for: 3.4 years

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Buddy of mine went to couples therapy within a year of getting married. He said whenever he brought up legitimate arguments, his wife would completely shut down and not listen to a word of his.


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The Shah of Iran was another major foreign figure to point that out, but even he was careful about how he worded it.


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"He could make it worse"?
He's welcome to try, it's a garbage dump as it is.


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They were the whores that magically got saved by the coming tide of ESG policies. In the end, company shareholders have the last say on things. Games focus on diversity in order to maximize profits across every demographic.


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This also doubles as the "I'm totally leaving for Canada if Trump gets elected" Starter Pack


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Talk to me when people start banding together for penny auctions rather than loading up on sugary confections.


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Guy looks more Guatemalan than Roman and his daughter looks Finnish.


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Phil was a goldmine of quotes.
"I loved him like a brother-in-law."


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"Reading, writing, math"
So basically they can't understand the cornerstones of basic education.


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Just read Schopenhauer's "On Women"


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His apology appearance on Letterman with Seinfeld was all just to help boost the newly released DVD sales of the show. They basically turned their back on him unless it involved money.
Honestly he should have stuck to screen acting and avoided the open mic like the plague. Apparently he was one of the more dedicated actors on the show and would get ticked off if other actors didn't remember their lines or kept laughing at the jokes. That kind of professionalism doesn't always carry onto different avenues of comedy.


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