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WigSplitter
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Skiing was the easiest activity to draw. You put the character at the bottom, drew some ski tracks coming down with a few trees. It worked well on white paper. They would look at the drawing like they didn’t understand what the character was doing. Fucking dumb.


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I don’t like either side, so stack em’ up.


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I wish good hunting to both the Arabs and the Jews.


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A few years ago, a kid was setting up bomb booby traps around Austin. He killed himself with a bomb when the police closed in. He turned out to be a homeschooled kid. I was anticipating fresh attacks against homeschooling, but no one ever mentioned it.


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That would be worth the inflation.


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I’ve got an old Australian Shepherd that has brought live and unharmed baby birds, possums, and kittens into the house and tried to feed them. She is a gentle soul. But she tries to bite negros. I didn’t train her to do any of that.


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Freaking dinosaur took a weeks supply of Hammys rations.


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It looks like a choking hazard.


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Dr. Rope has the cure. You can fill his prescription at the Home Depot.


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I would like to distribute these on Halloween. I need a bushel.


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Weaponized Karen’s are the best help you can get against communist bureaucrats.


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Germany declared war on America; December 11, 1941.


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Mmmm... really hard to watch.


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I used to draw caricatures at AstroWorld, in 1990. I did the job for a week. It is impossible to draw a caricature of a nigger without them either chimping out with their crew, or demanding their money back but still wanting to keep the drawing. Security always stayed near the caricature booth. We would ask customers what they liked, so we could draw them doing that. Niggers never had an answer for what they liked. So we would draw them snow skiing, and they didn’t like that either.


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His cowardly shoes just left him behind as they made for orbit.


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Those last few gooks broke the water buffalos back.


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Such a tragedy. If only we had listened to our darkie officials.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=60b4054d5ad60

He's going to eat all the watermelons , then fly really fast around the Earth to turn back time to just before he ate all the watermelons, so he can eat them all again.


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Hearing that guy was 90 and dead made me feel old. Then I read the ship was chopped up in Turkey about 10 years ago. Now I really feel old as fuck.


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That stripped road divider seems like it would fuck with your eyes.


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There's a Wikipedia entry for Highland Mall that mentions the Texas relay event caused so much nigger issues at the mall that they began closing the mall when the relay was happening, which was denounced by the NAACP. The normal nigger presence drove all the stores out of business because whitey stopped going there. The mall is a community college now. When I moved to Austin in 94', it was a nice mall. By 05' it looked like Mogadishu.

Here's my fun nigger story. I lived in a 100 year old apartment building in area of New Jersey with a lot of blacks, while I was up there for college. This was before cell phones, so I had a land line in my apartment. The nig next door was going out his third floor window after dark, shimmying along an 8 inch ledge and coming in my window to make long distance phone calls to LA, on my phone. I kept getting these huge bills and saw the call times were when I was at work. I called one of the numbers and they said the neighbor nigs first name, which was extremely unique. I put a paint roller on a broom stick and coated the ledge in lightning grease as far out as I could reach. Homey shattered a leg and pelvis a few nights later.


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I'm one of the Nazis that make up that Nazi shithole. I only share recipes of dishes that Hitler liked. I'm a monster.


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My 11 year old nephew told me he liked some girl, and what should he do? I said, ask her out to see a movie with you. He said, 'that's NOT alright'.... wtf. It took a few minutes of conversation to learn these kids are being taught that asking a girl on a date is akin to assault. I told him every adult at his school is an idiot and just do it. Two years later he told me that he thought he was gay. A year after that he had three girlfriends at the same time and the girls were ok with that. I don't know wtf is going on down at that 'school'.


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