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ripelivanianbeats

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Consider listening to Jesus about turning the other cheek generally in your life, it amounts to reverse psychology that really takes the wind out of whoever is fucking with you (if you do it right) (whatever)

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The key thing is not to take the abuse but to pointedly ask for more abuse, it really flips the script on people who fuck with you because it gives you control over them, they won't want to do what you told them to do and it totally ruins all their fun.

I don't think this is necessarily how Jesus intended for it to work or for it to be used but it's a ton of fun, there's this guy on another forum who spams gifs of faggots making out when he gets assmad at someone and I started talking some shit at him but also started throwing in requests for him to fire off more faggot gifs and he just completely gave up while I did super-mean insult handstands on his dumb faggot face, it was fantastic and I want all of you to experience that because I love you.

Lmao holy shit the logo of the "American Jewish Congress" redefines being on the nose (files.catbox.moe)

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Did you know there's an American Jewish Congress? I didn't. https://ajcongress.org/statements/press-release-marjorie-taylor-greenes-gab-fundraising-haul-is-a-warning-shot-to-american-democracy/

I just noticed that in the Merchant of Venice, the jew wins (whatever)

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He corrupts the souls of the city by getting them to resort to jew tricks.

Jesus would say it's better to lose a pound of flesh than your soul, and everyone in MoV loses their souls.

Am I the last person to figure this out?

Eliezer Yudkowsky thought he was being really clever naming the power structure "the cathedral" lmao, it is a synagogue (of satan, natch, good one Jesus) (whatever)

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Those of you who think "turn the other cheek" is a "jew trick" answer me this - can you seriously imagine jews letting themselves be struck without crying out? (whatever)

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It's the opposite of THE joo trick.

It's the White trick that crushes the joo.

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I am not Jesus, for example, when the jew government gets around to torturing me, I will not be a badass like Jesus was, I will break immediately like a giant pussy and deny God and beg big daddy Jewverment to forgive me (whatever)

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It will be really disappointing for big daddy Jewverment how quick I break, they will torture me even more than if I had held out at least a little to punish me for being so boring, they will probably make me watch my eyes being cut out because I am terrified of that, they will do all kinds of horrifying shit to me while I deny God and beg government to forgive me, government still won't forgive me, but God will.

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None of this is me speaking for myself. God is real, He speaks through me. (whatever)

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Except the part about Wayside Stories.

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The Wayside Stories books have a lot of stupid shit in them (whatever)

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I carry a lot of unexamined baggage from that bullshit, if you read those as a kid you probably carry bullshit from them too.

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I am not Jesus, I am no more special than you are (which is very special), there is nothing I know that you cannot know, there is nothing I am that you cannot be. There is only one catch. You have to choose it. (whatever)

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You have to choose to know, you have to choose to be.

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He speaks without words, in the language of Truth, with a voice that you hear through your heart. (whatever)

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Anyone can be a prophet. God speaks to you as surely as He speaks to me. All you have to do is listen. (whatever)

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All my preaching here is essentially to myself and my younger, dumber self. (whatever)

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If you get something out of it great but if you know all this already then good, feel free to ignore me, I'm writing the things I know now that I wish I had known then and I'll need to know again on some future long dark night of the soul.

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You have a duty to figure out God's will, you don't get to say "oh it doesn't make sense to me right now at this moment, God is stupid and I'm smart I'm an atheist nyah nyah" (whatever)

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If God's plan doesn't make sense think about it. Ask a priest, but if he doesn't have the answers don't give up. Ask another one. Read the bible - the whole entire thing. Read the Torah and the Talmud. Read the Quran. Read the Sutras.

Find God.

Because otherwise you'll just die, and what a waste that will have been.

Reminder: scumfuck niggers still love their mothers. If you can't love your mother and forgive whatever wrong you think she's done, you're worse than a nigger. (whatever)

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Thou shalt not kill comes after the commandment to honor thy mother and father. It's better to kill a hundred strangers than to hate your own parents.

Love and honor your mother and father. They're the only ones you will ever have. Forgive whatever wrongs you think they've done you, because I'd you can't forgive them, you can't forgive anyone.

Just because God can know everything doesnt mean God does know everything. God likes being surprised as much as you do. (whatever)

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The same way you dont go to the end of every movie to see how it ends even though you could, God doesn't look at every detail of what everyone is going to do in advance before it happens, God leaves room for you to surprise Him.

So surprise Him, and be better than you thought you could be.

Yes, you are a special snowflake (whatever)

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You are a child of God, placed here by His will to do something nobody else but you can do, to live your one and only life here on this blessed and beautiful Earth, to seek beauty, find beauty, and be beautiful, because you are beautiful, no matter who you are, no matter what anyone tells you, no matter what I tell you, and then when you're done doing your work, you are meant to rise up into Heaven and sit with God at his right hand, in the light of Jesus Christ and the eternal beauty of perfection as the pains of this world fade and reveal the endless beauty of eternity.

Forever and ever. Amen.

"Votes given" should be "voats given" come on get your shit together, voatists (whatever)

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Knock Knock (files.catbox.moe)

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The "aristocrats" joke works better if instead of aristocrats you say niggers, which fits because niggers are clown America's aristocracy (whatever)

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They clog the centers of our once-great cities like heart disease occupying land that would be worth hundreds of times what it currently is if it weren't filled with niggers, they live off of money stolen from you, they're the Kangz and Kweenz of our niggerized nation.

Ladies, frens, frenemies, footfags, Big Guys, Good Solonius, and mentally ill tranners, if I may, I have a brief but important announcement that I must request you direct your attention toward (i.ruqqus.com)

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Nigger.

That is all; thank you for your time and have a wonderful evening.

Meme idea: comparison of dogs and niggers highlighting all the ways dogs are better (Too tired to make it myself RN, I'll do it later if nobody else does) (whatever)

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My previous shitty post, now as a shitty meme (files.catbox.moe)

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Non-racism is liking Nirvanna. Anti-racism is being that shit-dick who's like "Ugh not nirvarna, listen to Husker Du." Fuck you, nobody likes Husker Du. (files.catbox.moe)

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