I mean, I've seen gang beat ins that were a hell-of-a-lot less brutal and devastating than that ass-whooping that dwb got yesterday! I'm surprised that beatdown didn't actually turn him into the ladyboy that we've always thought he was! How can he even show his groid face around here after that! Man, he got Pwned!!!
I know this is gonna sound strange, yet this guy has been living with me for 5 months and I've only seen him use the bathroom 3 times, 2 of which were showering. I've never heard him fart, shit or piss which is really strange because he's 6'3" & well over 200lbs. I think he's an alien. WTF should I do?
It's too the point that it's become an obsession with him! MAYBE, if he had an ounce of civility, and was a gentleman, he could actually be added to her roster, to be one of her suitors... How very roguish of you @big_fat_dangus!
