When did this become OK? I even told this story to a friend and he immediately responded with what he does to try and have sex with guys' wives. These guys were making jokes like how she's going to be in the middle of making a sandwich and she better make a sandwich with all that guys there. Holy frigging degenerate.
This woman was also trying to get every guy's attention, and even guys I could tell she wasn't attracted to she was trying to show equal attention to in order to do the thing where she smooths over everyone so she can have sex with someone there.
cue the fantastical solutions department and the degenerate comment brigade that is funny and shocking
"We inhabit a reality of limits, that reality IS limits, and only the metabolically cheap plasticity of the human mind allows us to imagine otherwise."
It's an unpopular genre (no shit?), but directly addressing reality is the hallmark of a legitimate person. Of course, there are overpopulation defenders in the comments.