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SmedleysPorch

Community for : 2.3 years

Come all ye for creative writing, drunken porch monkey talk, sobriety talk, music, odd and weird historical shit. What have you. From high brow to low brow

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Bryce Harper tosses helmet into stands after being ejected      (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.6 years ago (+6/-1)
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"I Woke Up to World War III"     (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.6 years ago (+5/-0)
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Day drinking on a day off
Took a nap among the trees
I didn't think I'd wake up
To the start of World War III

It began like a Bond film
Paragliders and cheap shelling
As if our 'greatest allie' didn't know
It'd be their Casus Belli

No one on chat or forums this late
Enjoy the crickets while I can
Before nuclear winter
With calls to bomb Iran

Our endless empty pockets
Fund never ending shit shows
Once a narrative collapses
Like Hydra others grow

I watch my nephew's football game
More than meets the eye with sports
It's ancient tribal training
To prepare the men for war

Young man don't let them groom you
To false pretense loyalties
I'll tell you when you're older
When we wake up to World War III
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Pancho and Lefty (no tuning, starts at 1:20ish, from other night)     (whyp.it)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.2 years ago (+5/-0)
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Climbing up to the moon (Eels cover)     (whyp.it)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.2 years ago (+5/-0)
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The Clash - Know your rights - we're live - we're so fucking back     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+5/-0)
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She wanted to leave     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+5/-0)
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Vincent - Don Mclean     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-1)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHnRfhDmrk

Downtempo piece to bring a little peace and introspection
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Moxy Fruvous - The Drinking song     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-0)
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Everclear - Pale Green Stars      (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-1)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq9Xy5DYSRU

Smedley, sorry for making a fucking mess on your porch, I will clean it up...later. Needed to get some shit out of my system.

This one hits me hard,
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Ozzy - Crowley     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-0)
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Toadies - Possum Kingdom     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-0)
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Audioslave - I Am The Highway     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-0)
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The Cure - Killing an Arab     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0WjDiaxUX0

Yeah, this was an actual song.
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The Saddest 400 Year Old Song I've Ever Heard...Caccini     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-0)
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If/Then original content     (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-0)
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If God is a DJ
Then I'm a broken turntable
Testament stuck in a notched groove
If I could stick that needle in my arm

If the devil's the wind
Then I'm smoke without fire
Blasphemous sloth out of spite
If I could get this fatwah off my head

If thine is the kingdom
Then I'm faded glory
Challenge (((Levi Strauss))) to a duel
If I could rig mining cartels to explode

If Byzantium was the millennial reign
Then demons run maritime law
Might not be kosher to protestant parents
If I'd need the assistance of saints

If I'm playing ball with the third shift nurse Paul
Then I'll rhyme for that ex Soviet
Well he prefers soccer and he don't like the Flyers
If it fits, we're the state he escaped

If sugar and spice are why we have wars to fight
Then I'm full of bloodlust on the moon
Look at men without pussy, it's tragic yet funny
If you're a groomed mouse with a complex and chip

If elephants and donkeys can find common ground
Then this clinic would buckle and shake
There's some shared perspective in our fake elections
If we loosen our rhythm and rais(on)

Then there's the gift of free will
If you know you can't know
The incomprehensible mind of God
Then you'll relax on verandas above porch monkeys and pandas
It's that broken glass, dick dragging love
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Some things can't be faked ?     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+5/-0)
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Division bell is such an underrated record. Just like digital ash in its time      (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 5 months ago (+5/-0)
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All is Artifice original content     (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 5 months ago (+5/-0)
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Mists behind, and hidden sheaths

No sleep till flatland
Don't forget to tip hat man

All is artifice
Time is a fickle bastard
Chasing a widow

If you got it that bad
Maher-shalal-hash-baz

All is water, fall for wheat
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Merle Haggard - I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by lord_nougat to SmedleysPorch 3 months ago (+5/-0)
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Rope swing on a dying tree original content     (www.bandlab.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 2 months ago (+4/-0)
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Pigs on the Wing      (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.6 years ago (+5/-1)
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Peace out Ezra Pound      (dmn-dallas-news-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.5 years ago (+4/-0)
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Smedley Ex Machina      (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.4 years ago (+4/-0)
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White knuckling
Frozen in bed
Like the deer and I's staring contest
Last I drank in the woods
Wires like vines grow over me
Smell of onion or vinegar
In the parts neglected
Even a Marine bath
Teeth fuzzy like moss
Entropy - waiting for nature to reclaim me
In the mysteries of her immortal processes

Days spent longing for darkness
If this mattress could sail
To the eternal comfort of Alaska

Waves of memories
Some chaos some calm
Flood my senses
Piecing together
What feels like parallel lives
As the years catch up to me

Guess I always felt old
Or wanted to be
Still some youthful look
Besides a few stray greys

The last of us born
Before this Sci Fi world
I couldn't wait for
- Now it scares the hell out of me
And what it holds for those who will inherit
The things and things to come
We take for granted each day

Why should jealousy, wrath and envy
In this state hold me
When I know
I've already held myself back

I've snowballed into this situation
Now to find a place to melt
As I've said before
I'll climb out of this mess
As I always do

Smedley Ex Machina
You may become
my only offspring

*Started before rehab
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Grateful Dead - Box of Rain     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 8 months ago (+4/-0)
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Oliver's Army - Elvis costell     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+4/-0)
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