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SmedleysPorch

Community for : 2.3 years

Come all ye for creative writing, drunken porch monkey talk, sobriety talk, music, odd and weird historical shit. What have you. From high brow to low brow

Owner: Smedleys_Butler

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Spring cleaning      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by lord_nougat to SmedleysPorch 1.1 years ago (+19/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/gp0xvv.png

I'll just leave this here on this guy's porch, for no apparent reason.
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This (is what they took from us) used to be down the road     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 4 months ago (+18/-1)
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"Dry Drunk" (resentment)     (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.4 years ago (+11/-0)
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I resent my overstaying
I resent where I must go
The cryptic advice in passing
But it beats not having a home

I resent this jawn ain't the museum
You're allowed to touch and feel
I resent our embalmed sense of time
Are we mannequins or real

I resent how the speaker gets pussy
Once was simple made complex
I resent crimes he's acquitted
Still he's lucky, but I'm blessed

I resent protected classes
Playing victim while all kneel
I resent those once admired
Till true colors they reveal

I resent the slander of the dead
I resent the facts I must correct
Maybe that's my same destiny
Just hope someone will defend

I resent the string of circumstance
That led to the bottom of this rock
I resent this path if it's predestined
But thank God the detours soft

I resent those well intentions
To control and whip me into shape
I resent addiction to defiance
While I surrender my fate

I resent the double standards
Color guards of behavior
I resent weight and face changing
Yet other judgements prove my worth

I resent my isolation
I resent i cannot be alone
Like when I'm the life of the party
Hate it's over they went home
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Very very rough take on a song I'm working on... It's been a while      (whyp.it)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.3 years ago (+11/-1)
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Pink Floyd - Lost for Words     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+10/-0)
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+10/-0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgphyofnzTQ

There is no chorus, just a dark yarn about how one rogue wave destroys families.
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The Afterglow      (pic8.co)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+10/-0)
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"Try Sober" (gratitude)     (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.4 years ago (+10/-1)
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I'm grateful for this chair
I'm grateful for this pen
Ideas seem to disappear
But they exist they'll come again

I'm grateful getting older
Though I don't feel quite grown up yet
I'm grateful still relatable
In progression d'effet

I'm grateful for all the drugs I used
Lucky didn't get hooked on dope
I'm grateful never liked needles
But sure there's damage to my nose

I'm grateful I don't gamble much
My addictive personality
I'm grateful poker's just for fun
With bills from Monopoly

I'm grateful unemployment's flagged
I'm grateful rehab has few needs
Miss my well paying position
But if I had cash I'd prolly flee

I'm grateful I'm not stuck in jail
And my family sends me smokes
I'm grateful to be leaving soon
But a halfway house ain't home

I'm grateful blood work's normal
And I can't see my liver's size
I'm grateful don't have cravings
It's been forty days tonight

I'm grateful for lovers and dry spells
Though I'm not sure I've been in love
I'm grateful for a break from news
Still point out programming's propaganda

I'm grateful for the friends I made
I'm grateful I'm not dead
May not always stay sober
But it'd be great to come again
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It's a Long Way to Mukumbura (feat. Leprechaun) - lol Rhodesian nigger fighting songs!      (www.youtube.com)
submitted by lord_nougat to SmedleysPorch 3 months ago (+9/-0)
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Dean Martin/Audie Murphy- Shutters and Boards (I miss my old porch)     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.6 years ago (+8/-0)
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Chopin Waltz in A minor.      (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+8/-0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=algM0c_u99k

Sorry for those who hate classical. And apologies to smedley for leaving this on his porch. Yet, here we are.
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Procol Harum - A whiter Shade of Pale     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+8/-0)
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Neri's fault I am still up - sorry about this song,     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+9/-1)
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Bled white (tell me I'm not throwing pearls before swine @Conrad)     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+8/-0)
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Ween - Long Beach Island tape     (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+8/-0)
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Well, I may not become a music therapist, but feel free to check out my new album Flea Market and other tracks. Merry Christmas goats original content     (www.bandlab.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 4 months ago (+8/-0)
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Norm MacDonald jewish jokes      (www.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.6 years ago (+7/-0)
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Ephitaph - King Crimson     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+8/-1)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MZWWyYFPGA

Sorry all. Had a shit day, trying to get it out of my system. Is there a more fitting place to do that then smedley's porch?
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What deaner was talking about (two beers, one take) original content     (whyp.it)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 1.2 years ago (+6/-0)
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Thursday - Understanding in a car crash      (m.youtube.com)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+6/-0)
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Die Wacht am Rhein     (youtube.com)
submitted by lord_nougat to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+6/-0)
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I can't rebuild the clock     (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 7 months ago (+6/-0)
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Stranglers - Strange Little Girl     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 6 months ago (+6/-0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDpNhgIq0pg

Yes. I have posted this before.

The sound is unreproducable.
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"I went back to Ohio" the Pretenders      (m.youtube.com)
submitted by BoozyB to SmedleysPorch 5 months ago (+6/-0)
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thu8DWsirJo

Some of you may recognize the intro..
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Shopping Trolley - Beth Orton     (SmedleysPorch)
submitted by HelenHighwater to SmedleysPorch 3 months ago (+6/-0)
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recorded on 13mm virgin vinyl.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ5oVkGUyRI