IF YOUR TONY GETS GREEN ON IT'S BROWN, NEVER EVER PULL THE STRING IN THE MONKEY HOSE FOR LENT EVEN IF THE POPE KEEP A CARROT IN YOUR WHITNEY BOP TWICE ON TUESDAY PIP PIP THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU EVER HAD ORANGE SNOW ON YOUR KNEE PADS SINCE THURSDAY ON AN IRISH TURTLE OF BACON AND PHILLIP NUGGETS NEXT TO GERMANY IN CHINESE OR REAL OR NOT MAYBE MAYBE MY BED WILL FLY UP TO SPACE IS YOUR FACE IS ABLE TO JUMP THROUGH THIS THOUGHT FOR SOME NUGGETS EVEN IF RED FOLLY IS UP THE SHIRT HORROR SHIP NOT ME THIS TIME THIS ONE TIME I WAS HANGING OUT BEHIND THAT COMIC BOOK STORE AND A BANJO FELL OUT OF THE SKY AND I RAN AWAY. YOU HAVE NO PROOF! CHEER UP, I NOW HATE YOU.
So hear me out. This is how it's going down. We gonna ride to the border with a car full of African nigger blowup dolls (because the border guards will think they are Rotteuxx) and then the border guards will be confused because there are so many of him. But right then we pop them all and the guards will get freaked out and think we did some wizard shit but it wasn't really wizard shit it was just we popped the blow up African nigger sex dolls that they thought were really clones of Rotteuxx and then they will investigate and go to his house and everyone will be really confused and won't know what to do next and that when we tell them about the dead hooker in his basement. (Ta-da)
You can help we_kill_creativity by relentlessly interventioning him. If he doesn't stop drinking, he will die, and I don't want that to happen because even though he is a child murderer he is still a really good man deep down inside the old well on aunt labia"s farm where she used to dump all her uneaten pickled cactuses that she got from the desert and fermented and turned into mezcal because after she did that she would drink the meclzcal and then see it out into the well because she was a strange woman who drew her water from the septic tank until the fateful day when her farm got stopped on by a big Godzilla thing that was real mean because we_kill_creativity murdered it's children. Be in your guard.
kill @we_kill_creativity behead we_kill_creativity roundhouse a we_kill_creativity into the concrete slam dunk a we_kill_creativity baby into the trashcan crucify filthy we_kill_creativity defecate in a we_kill_creativity's food
I went walking outside the other day and came up on a strange woman picking flowers. She was real ugly. Also she was kinda furry. Also she was naked and walked on all fours. I think she liked me because she began to chase me. When I got to the police station I told them about her, but they said she was a bear. I insisted otherwise, and then told them about the ham guitar that my brother left out by the back door. It ain't no thang, but in the end I whipped up some might fine pancakes. Later that girl showed up again and we got married. Then the sheriff shot her when we went out for groceries. My brother must have been working for the sheriff because he said she was a bear, too. My brother is a retard and I hate him.
I want to find the episode of Star Trek TNG where Barclay makes a naked 500ft Deana Troi on the holodeck, then builds a makeshift shelter in her vagina to weather out the storm after he gets stuck in the holodeck and gets locked in with the safety protocols disabled. Then Riker shows up to save him and things become awkward. I only saw it once and can't find it again.
