https://www.youtube.com/shorts/08j0PTETHtAThis is the way.
Russian pedo was so overcome with guilt that he dug his own grave, then stabbed himself 38 times in the back.
With about 48 volcanoes in continuing eruption status as of 9 June 2023, personally I would prefer that we just install cliff-diving platforms over any and all of them so pedos can just jump right in (even if they might need a little "help"), but, hey, whatever works, right?
