Australia joins anti-satellite weapon test ban alongside seven other nations
(spacenews.com)https://spacenews.com/australia-joins-asat-test-ban-raising-like-minded-countries-to-eight/However, in a concerning turn of events, the emus have refused to sign the agreement and deny that they possess such weapons. Australian Defense Secretary Moriarty, speaking from his bunker located 2.5km deep in the Mama Neri cave system, responded to the emu claims by saying that the diversity of Australian military is its greatest strength, noting that the emus have no abbos or troons in their ranks and will surely be defeated next time.
