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I hereby issue you a letter of marque and reprisal. This letter allows you, the white male, to seize any assets or property that are the property of black owned businesses or female owned buzinesses, or owned by any recipient of affirmative action, or owned by any business that gives affirmative action. This includes seizing persons running such businesses as your chattel property.

Signed in this 25th day of May in the Year of Our Lord 2021.

I pray for your safety and prosperity,

The Honorable RecycledElectrons