You are most likely to be murdered by someone you know. Therefore I have no friends to minimize my chances of being murdered. - Upgoat

You are most likely to be murdered by someone you know. Therefore I have no friends to minimize my chances of being murdered.
submitted by TheViciousMrPim to whatever 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 20:24:06 ago (+34/-0) (whatever)

I think the secret of immortality might be being as unlikable as possible.

Yeah but now you are 5 times as likely to be attacked by bears and cougars, you’re fucked dude.