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Possible work around for Britbong vax passport

submitted by theBreadSultan to Covid1984 3.8 yearsJul 25, 2021 07:11:21 ago (+16/-2)     (Covid1984)

So I noticed a small detail...

You get the green tick on the app if

You have been vaxxed - permanent green

You have had pcr test - 48hr green

You have natural immunity - 6months green


You get natural immunity from getting covid, and being one of the lucky few, to not die.

If you call the NHS on 111 and tell them you are riddled with covid symptoms, they won't test you if it's an 'obvious diagnosis'

So..
Call in sick
Sit home for 2 weeks, get your free £500
Enjoy your 6 months of 'freedom'

Obviously it's better to just tell them to go fuck themselves and not even install any of this crap on your phone or offer any kind of compliance, but I also recognise some goats might be stuck on this one due to circumstances beyond their control

This is for them


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Even better, if there's any business or other establishment that discriminates against you, get violent and get destructive. If only 2% of us do this, their plans will be quickly rendered impractical and untenable.

Really, if anyone asks you about vax status or for health papers, smash their fucking face in. Seriously. And if you can't do it on-the-spot, come back later around shift change and give them a "talking to" in the parking lot, or maybe follow them home. People get very very intimidated when they know that you know where they live.

Make ANYONE that enables this bullshit system VERY afraid, or dead. This shit will end in two seconds if we all follow this golden rule.

Any business that does this needs to be destroyed very publicly. Any person involved in promoting this needs to be burned alive.