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So I noticed a small detail...

You get the green tick on the app if

You have been vaxxed - permanent green

You have had pcr test - 48hr green

You have natural immunity - 6months green


You get natural immunity from getting covid, and being one of the lucky few, to not die.

If you call the NHS on 111 and tell them you are riddled with covid symptoms, they won't test you if it's an 'obvious diagnosis'

So..
Call in sick
Sit home for 2 weeks, get your free £500
Enjoy your 6 months of 'freedom'

Obviously it's better to just tell them to go fuck themselves and not even install any of this crap on your phone or offer any kind of compliance, but I also recognise some goats might be stuck on this one due to circumstances beyond their control

This is for them