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Be Vladimir Putin.

Hear Russia lost 15% of all military gear, but Ukraine lost 95% of theirs.

Laugh and rub hands together.

Hear NATO is sending newer gear. For every 1970's Ukrainian tank your boys killed, 2 1990's tanks are taking it's place.

Get angry. Demand diplomat tell NATO this is an act of war. Russia has never done this to NATO.

Hear back from NATO that American Air Force General replied "That was a Russian Mig that shot me down over Vietnam. It still had the red star on it."

Grab table and shake in frustration.