Just remember, you married a unicorn who would *neeeeever* do something like this....right? - Upgoat

Just remember, you married a unicorn who would neeeeever do something like this....right?
submitted by xtra_spooky_skellington to clusterBbitches 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 16:27:49 ago (+11/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/vqi6mv.jpg

Sure, just tell it to the judge exactly like that.

(Sadly she would get away with it 98% of the time)