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this girl

submitted by con77 to WhitePeopleThings 2.6 yearsSep 15, 2022 13:34:24 ago (+48/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/x07jse.mp4

proof that God was a man. the mother of my future children


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tz53 2 points 2.6 years ago

I have zero rhythm. I would endlessly fail doing this. I've tried. You either have it or you don't. Luckily I was born good looking.

Literally the only way I could "dance" is to study a dance frame by frame and repeat it. My autism would allow me to do that. It would take forever and I'd still be off beat. This is how you suck all the fun and joy out of dance.

They say you are born with rhythm and blacks supposedly have this but it definitely takes some type of rhythm to swim. I can swim like a damn fish. I guess I got the important rhythm. I'd rather not drown than be a native dancer.