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My brother and I have been talking about politics lately and we've settled on a number of laws of clown world to keep from rehashing the same subjects over and over again. You all know Coulter's law, but we've come up with 3 more.

Smollet's Law: Any hate crime against a non-white or jew is a hoax until proven otherwise.

Glow's Law: Until proven otherwise any domestic terrorism or mass casualty event is a government operation.

Fad's Law: If your advertisement has gays or blacks in it your product is garbage.