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Movie idea: 419 minutes

submitted by Kung_Flu to anything 2.1 yearsMar 30, 2023 09:51:16 ago (+3/-0)     (anything)

A man is on trial for a hate crime. Maybe it's for something minor like vandalism or it could be manslaughter. As part of his defense, he references James Fields.

"James Fields was sentenced to 419 years for the crime of hating niggers. I am facing a comparable sentence today. 419 minutes is a tiny sliver of time in comparison. So allow me this chance. 419 minutes of your time to make the case for why you should hate niggers too."

Man goes on the most epic of rants. During one of the recesses, the nigger on the jury has a meltdown. At a few points during his rants, he's interrupted about his other statements made before the trial, the ones that has him on trial for hate crimes.

At the end of his 419 minutes, "And that is just the tip of the iceberg. I could do 419 hours about jews."


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con77 0 points 2.1 years ago

ah herd he cawld heym nigger!