Satan arrives at the gates of hell to welcome a new damned soul: "Congratulations!", he says, "You wasted your entire pitiful life!" - Upgoat

Satan arrives at the gates of hell to welcome a new damned soul: "Congratulations!", he says, "You wasted your entire pitiful life!"
submitted by Centaurus to religion 2.0 yearsJun 23, 2023 20:21:36 ago (+31/-0) (religion)

"Well," the man replies, "at least I'm not an adult living in my father's basement."

Get off the dicks, faggot.